Brig Bain

When your brain is to big to be a big brain so it's a Brig Bain/Brain Hemorrhage/A fetus eating your brain

"I have a Brig Bain!"

"Well you're f***ing dead"

"Yay!"

by Chemosworstnightmare May 24, 2020

brig marine

Largest dicked jarheads in the corps

“Is he sad he didn’t get a good conduct medal?”
“No, brig marines don’t give a fuck”

by PVT Wolf December 22, 2021

brig brog

Child pidgin (American English) A pejorative term used my my 3 year old toddler daughter to express disgust or dislike of a particular situation and/or person.
Apparently related to the classical bogeyman.

Mommy (or daddy, it varies) is a brig brog!

by robert September 25, 2004

brig-dick

A very small penis on a big muscular dude.

Jane: "how was sex with that hottie you met at the gym last night?"

Jessica: "Ugh- he had such a brig-dick! I couldn't feel a thing!"
Jane: "damn, what a shame! i hate brig-dicks! They always confuse the fuck out of me- like how are you so big and muscular and then your dick is the size of a toddlers?!"

by JaneJessica May 19, 2017

brig-dick

a tiny dick on a very muscular guy

There ain't nothing worse than making out with a hot muscular guy and then things get streamy and you pull down his pants and he has a brig-dick. A fucking brig-dick! Like come on, man...you should've at least warned me before whipping that micro pene out

by Followyourpath May 22, 2017

Brig Bain

What you say when you know that your extremely f*****g dumb but you want to make banter so you say that u have a Brig Bain instead of a big brain because your just a pedo

Lmao I got 20% on the maths test

Haha you have such a brig bain

by Famalamalamalam October 11, 2019

brig inhabitant

someone who is lazy and contributes absolutely nothing

see: Eric Fritz

by friarbot January 22, 2004