A quiet school in the middle of nowhere Virginia. Often known to smell of cow dung, turkey Poop, or chicken crap.
by bustamove April 7, 2005
Get the Bridgewater College mug.Bridgewater is a small town just south of Boston. It used to be mainly a farming community though few working farms exist there anymore. Lake Nippenicket, aka "The Nip" and the Taunton River are in Bridgewater. Bridgewater is also home to Bridgewater State College, or BSC. We have a T station and lots of fast food restaurants. The 99 was probably the biggest thing to hit Bridgewater in a long time. Bridgewater-Raynham Regional Highschool is really, really old but we are in the process of building a new one. Bridgewater and Raynham become the same place when you get to highschool. If you're from Bridgewater then you know that going "uptown" means you are going to the Roche Bros. plaza and that it's practically impossible to walk into school without your Dunkin Donuts and Mary Lous in the morning. You also know what "the Dome" is and that it's no longer a dome. You probably drive Rt 18 and 28 daily. You know that the fireworks are always on Legion Field. Being from Bridgewater, it is necessary to know about the "Bridgewater Triangle". The Triangle extends from Abington to Freetown to Rehoboth and includes the Hockamock Swamp area in Bridgewater. It is believed to be an area of intense, paranormal activity, including Bigfoot sightings.
Bridgewater Dialogue:
A: Hey, wanna go uptown and get Dunks?
B: Yea, I gotta stop at Roche's first to get stuff for the party at the Nip tonight.
A: Okay, I'm gonna run over to Raynham real quick and pick some people up.
A: Hey, wanna go uptown and get Dunks?
B: Yea, I gotta stop at Roche's first to get stuff for the party at the Nip tonight.
A: Okay, I'm gonna run over to Raynham real quick and pick some people up.
by Alana2187 September 29, 2005
Get the Bridgewater mug.A small town in the south shore of Massachusetts. Home to Viking Pizza, CVS, the Viking Rec Center, and the Red Sox relief pitcher Manny Delcarmen. The Biggest company in town used to be the Shaw's warehouse but they left, no wonder. Now the biggest company is Ocean State where more people steal useless shit than buy it. Behind Ocean State and CVS is a popular spot for drug deals, fights, and hanging out. The movie theater there brings in about $400 a week. Snazzy.
by adsfsfds July 3, 2008
Get the East Bridgewater mug.Located in Bridgewater, NJ, literally tucked in between neighborhoods/wooded areas and in between interstate 287 north. 1000+ kids. Has stricter than ever assistant principals who literally will call you out for the littlest things like not eating lunch in your assigned cafeteria, evil lunch ladies who hover around your lunch table like every few minutes making sure nobody starts a food fight or the like. Some teachers will not be afraid to bombard you with homework every single night to the point it’s too overwhelming. If you get locked out of the locker room for gym because you were late then too bad too sad because then the gym teachers just are quick to give out zeroes to kids who don’t change. Has nosy gym teachers who hover over you while you are trying to change for gym to make sure you are actually changing. You get assigned to one of the two cafeterias to eat lunch in all year, no switching back and forth or the assistant principals will catch you. On the bright side your two years at this hell hole will include two overnight trips which are actually really fun and way more fun than actual learning. Otherwise it’s two long years you're stuck at this place though it may go by quick until you are free at last at graduation. Then it’s Bridgewater Raritan High School
8th grader: you excited about going to Bridgewater Raritan middle school?
6th grader: I guess you can say so. I’m not ready for the large amounts of homework!
8th grader: It won’t be as bad as you think it is, trust me!
6th grader: *says no more*
6th grader: I guess you can say so. I’m not ready for the large amounts of homework!
8th grader: It won’t be as bad as you think it is, trust me!
6th grader: *says no more*
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by EW! January 31, 2021
Get the teddy bridgewater mug.A town located in North Central Somerset County, New Jersey. It is often stereotyped be being dominated by snobby rich kids who think they are from Orange County, actually this is only half true. Bridgewater is a geographically huge town that is somehow 99999 times more boring than the majority of the other smaller towns around it (namely Somerville). The population ranges from the preppy, obnoxious rich kids who wear only Abercrombie, Hollister and so on...but also to the wiggers of neighborhoods like Bradley Gardens ("BG") and Finderne, the towns two comparatively lower income neighborhoods (which are still well above the national average either way). In between, you find scene kids, shitloads of them, Bridgewater is known for having the hgihest concentration of scene kids anywhere in New Jersey except maybe Hillsborough...who all flock at the shittastic Bridgewater Commons Mall, which is a terrible ripoff mall and if your going to pay that much, you are seriously better off at Short Hills than at that dump. Most of the adults in Bridgewater are completly oblivious to how terrible of a place Bridgewater is, as the majority of them either a. Grew up their or b. Are from the crappy towns in North Jersey and NYC/Long Island and wanted to live somewhere "secluded" and "scenic"...the majority is that at least 3/4 of the kids in Bridgewater want to leave it...the only even remotely interesting thing to do in town is play lazer tag at the Sports Arena, which is actually really good, but good luck having it be a convience, because in Bridgewater you could be 20 minutes away while still having the same zip code.
Kid from random other NJ town: So where you from?
Kid from Bridgewater: Bridgewater
Kid from random other NJ town: Oh that sucks dude
Kid from Bridgewater: Bridgewater
Kid from random other NJ town: Oh that sucks dude
by Colonel H May 30, 2009
Get the Bridgewater mug.BRHS is a large high school of well over 2,500 students located on 600 Garretson Road, Bridgewater, New Jersey. The school is known for many things, other than the student's athletic, extra-curricular, and academic achievements:
1. A largely homogenized group of freak students. Many students are white, upper-middle class to upper class students who only wear clothing from Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, or American Eagle. Students cherish the belief that wearing North Face backpacks and jackets will project an image of wealth and status. And to that point, many choose to drive specific cars to produce a similar effect. Other students are "ghetto" and wear shitty clothes and really freaking low pants to look "ghetto". There are also freaking tons of emo people who smoke tons of weed and wear emo clothes and listen to emo music. There are so many emo people, they could go start their own wrist-slitting school. they wear black and tight and ugly clothes and are total mall-rats who all go there and smoke tons of cigs and weed. they only like other emo mall-rats and think they're so freaking great.did i mention how much weed they smoke?
3. Whores. Many of them. some are really nasty too. BRHS has the unique distinction of being one of the most slutastic semi-educational institution-asylums in the area. The most notorious example of this can be found in the winter, when a sizable number of the student population chooses to wear miniskirts, despite the below-freezing temperatures. many of them will have sex with multiple people almost every night when they go party and get super high and drunk.
3. A completely ridiculous fucked-up arrangement of the buildings. Supposedly designed by a stoned drunk high Californian architect (who was, undoubtedly, on crack, weed, heroin, LSD, PCP, meth, drunk, and salvia when he set up the buildings), BRHS is organized into ten, no eleven separate buildings, mostly according to subject and other stupid things, which causes students to be forced to brave the snow and harsh weather of New Jersey, many of them, as previously noted, in miniskirts. and all the ghetto people hang in front of the guidance office. all the emo people are everywhere, but usually meed around the 1000 building, at the three entrances.
4. A laughably bad football team and mostly unattractive, nasty, slutty cheerleaders. The fortunate aspect of this, however, is that none of the students pay attention to the football team. The unfortunate aspect of this is that the school demands the presence of its students during inane pep rallies. (they are so gay, even when blown-up condoms are around by one of the classes.)
5. So many people opt either to come to school ridiculously high or buy their drugs at school (there are massive amounts of weed here). Either way, the staff and faculty largely ignore the drugs and everybody lives in peaceful harmony(well, sort of, there are serious fights that seem to happen every week and tons of drama, and fighting, much of which is over weed). Infamously, a teacher was arrested two years ago in a drug bust. (others smoke weed to though)
6. Often plagued by budget-defeats, BRHS chooses to spend its money wisely. For example, a couple years ago, BRHS choose to spend several hundreds of thousands of dollars to reface the turf of the football field.(that is about the wisest money they ever spent, even though the older football field was really nice but the team sucked so bad all the other money is wasted on even dumber things like having 75 cameras and catching almost nothing of any importance, but then again, most of the money goes to even more useless things)
7. After being excluded from a place in the top 75 high schools in some obscure magazine that nobody reads (NJ monthly), a very defensive letter from the administration attempted to convince BRHS parents that the ranking system was a flawed system. I mean, come on, SOMERVILLE High School was ranked high than us, the ranking must be whack. Oddly, no critique of Newsweek's ranking system was issued after it named BRHS among the top in the country. Rather, it was proudly promoted on BRHS's main website, funny... but that has changed since then and is now considered a load of shit school
Bridgewater-Raritan High School
1. A largely homogenized group of freak students. Many students are white, upper-middle class to upper class students who only wear clothing from Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, or American Eagle. Students cherish the belief that wearing North Face backpacks and jackets will project an image of wealth and status. And to that point, many choose to drive specific cars to produce a similar effect. Other students are "ghetto" and wear shitty clothes and really freaking low pants to look "ghetto". There are also freaking tons of emo people who smoke tons of weed and wear emo clothes and listen to emo music. There are so many emo people, they could go start their own wrist-slitting school. they wear black and tight and ugly clothes and are total mall-rats who all go there and smoke tons of cigs and weed. they only like other emo mall-rats and think they're so freaking great.did i mention how much weed they smoke?
3. Whores. Many of them. some are really nasty too. BRHS has the unique distinction of being one of the most slutastic semi-educational institution-asylums in the area. The most notorious example of this can be found in the winter, when a sizable number of the student population chooses to wear miniskirts, despite the below-freezing temperatures. many of them will have sex with multiple people almost every night when they go party and get super high and drunk.
3. A completely ridiculous fucked-up arrangement of the buildings. Supposedly designed by a stoned drunk high Californian architect (who was, undoubtedly, on crack, weed, heroin, LSD, PCP, meth, drunk, and salvia when he set up the buildings), BRHS is organized into ten, no eleven separate buildings, mostly according to subject and other stupid things, which causes students to be forced to brave the snow and harsh weather of New Jersey, many of them, as previously noted, in miniskirts. and all the ghetto people hang in front of the guidance office. all the emo people are everywhere, but usually meed around the 1000 building, at the three entrances.
4. A laughably bad football team and mostly unattractive, nasty, slutty cheerleaders. The fortunate aspect of this, however, is that none of the students pay attention to the football team. The unfortunate aspect of this is that the school demands the presence of its students during inane pep rallies. (they are so gay, even when blown-up condoms are around by one of the classes.)
5. So many people opt either to come to school ridiculously high or buy their drugs at school (there are massive amounts of weed here). Either way, the staff and faculty largely ignore the drugs and everybody lives in peaceful harmony(well, sort of, there are serious fights that seem to happen every week and tons of drama, and fighting, much of which is over weed). Infamously, a teacher was arrested two years ago in a drug bust. (others smoke weed to though)
6. Often plagued by budget-defeats, BRHS chooses to spend its money wisely. For example, a couple years ago, BRHS choose to spend several hundreds of thousands of dollars to reface the turf of the football field.(that is about the wisest money they ever spent, even though the older football field was really nice but the team sucked so bad all the other money is wasted on even dumber things like having 75 cameras and catching almost nothing of any importance, but then again, most of the money goes to even more useless things)
7. After being excluded from a place in the top 75 high schools in some obscure magazine that nobody reads (NJ monthly), a very defensive letter from the administration attempted to convince BRHS parents that the ranking system was a flawed system. I mean, come on, SOMERVILLE High School was ranked high than us, the ranking must be whack. Oddly, no critique of Newsweek's ranking system was issued after it named BRHS among the top in the country. Rather, it was proudly promoted on BRHS's main website, funny... but that has changed since then and is now considered a load of shit school
Bridgewater-Raritan High School
Bridgewater-Raritan High School studnets:
Student 1: We R BR!(jk)
Student 2: shutthefuckup, emo pot-headed, whorey fag.
Student 1: We R BR!(jk)
Student 2: shutthefuckup, emo pot-headed, whorey fag.
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