Brewing Deuces

Brewing Deuces - is the action of sitting around and waiting until you are ready to take a dump. Once the appropriate "brew" time has been reached you can go drop your deuce.

After a late night jaunt to Taco Bell the group began brewing deuces while playing video games in hopes they would not all need the bathroom at the same time.

by lastwon March 31, 2010

private browsing

1) The button on Safari (Mac internet application) that keeps everything you do out of your history until you turn it off. Practically made for porn.

2) Jacking off

Thank Steve Jobs, everyone. Now you can watch porn and keep your history squeaky clean

1) Private browsing is a super invention

2) Woman: whatcha doin?
Man: Private browsing

by mac-lovin January 19, 2008

couch browsing

The act of watching TV on the couch while surfing the internet using a laptop.

Are you watching TV? Yes. I'm also looking up useless info on the internet. I'm couch browsing.

by Ben aka "the Deuce" January 4, 2008

storm brewing in the Gulf

Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).

Man u better watch out that storm brewing in the Gulf is about to hit landfall soon, she's pissed!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

InPrivate Browsing

Internet Explorer's porn mode.

Before watching porn, Jack invoked InPrivate Browsing so his parents wouldn't find out.

by JenksDude July 30, 2011

private browsing

A feature of many web browsers that allows the user to prevent any data (like history, cookies, or the cache) from being stored while it is on. Also known as porn mode for really obvious reasons, but may be used whenever any sensitive/confidential information is going to be transmitted.

Private browsing is more comprehensive than simply erasing the history, because that's just a list of URLs, and browsers also save things like cookies (for sites to remember you) and images in the cache (to load faster later).

Private browsing is just a browser feature — there are other ways visited sites are tracked (for example, by your Internet provider), so it's not foolproof.

Say you are about to purchase a surprise for someone. If you choose a private browsing session, after you're done, other people won't see what gift you bought, or your credit card number, or your drug trafficking, or your porn.

by browserbrowsing July 18, 2010

Brewding

broo-ding That act of brooding while drinking beer or other alcohol.

Matt was pissed off last night, and wanted to go out. Instead he sat on the couch brewding.

by Contrapablo January 16, 2011