piss in a brewery

"he or she couldn't set up a piss in a brewery",means that someone is so useless that can't do anything properly,not even getting drunk (getting pissed) in a brewery.it's a scottish saying

"who is gonna book the restaurant ?" "billy says he'd take care of it" "oh,fuck, billy?he couldnt set up a piss in a brewery"

by giorgiorodin August 30, 2006

calfkiller brewery

A brewery in sparta, tennessee. They primarily use septic runoff, food coloring and an overpowering amount of hops. To sum it all up "paradoxically balanced".

Have you had the ass roots or j Henry bullshit ale at calfkiller brewery?

by The valar November 20, 2014

piss up in a brewery

A 'piss up' is British slang for a drinking session, so if you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, you really suck at organising things.

"Im getting married in a few months but I'm going to leave it to Steve to organise the reception"

"Fuck that! Steve couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery... I'll do it"

by L-Shizzle December 13, 2007

duck butter brewery

also known as the taint, the duck butter brewery is the land that sits between a person's brown eye and ball sack. It naturally produces duck butter.

dude 1: what the hell is that smell?
dude 2: my brother, that's just another productive session at the duck butter brewery.

by erick t, hayley v November 28, 2005

Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"

by Proper Sheffield lad March 14, 2022

Brewery

A pint factory

They make pints in a brewery

by Brewery April 4, 2022

brewery baby

A baby that is comfortable getting passed around to various people in public and doesn’t yell, scream, or cry, because they know their parents are nearby.

We have a brewery baby, so feel free to hold on to him as long as you like.

by millenialdcdad July 29, 2025