Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.

Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”

by wynning69 February 11, 2019

Brendaning

To relentlessly ask someone for something (i.e cigarettes), without any regard for their feelings or annoyance level. To bring the acceptable level of mooching allowed in common society to a whole new level.

Man he's totally brendaning me right now what the fuck.

That's the 6th Newport today bro hes brendaning it right now I can't deal

by Dice11594 March 9, 2020

Brandoning

funny stupidity troll actions

Look at her, she is brandoning so bad. I think she is high or something.

by Suck my duck March 13, 2020

brenning

The act of two men rubbing their beards together as a sign of mutual respect for said beards.

Those two guys have great beards. They should start brenning.

by Lab Rat 347B November 2, 2013

brendonian

currently understood as an oufish man. Although with good intentions, unco-ordinated and decidedly lovable.

A man that generally understands women ...so people see...luckily...he escapes any decisions through a beautiful woman that some how is by his side.

brendonian, brendon, bamboozled, love kitten, fucker sucker

by Rev head December 27, 2007

Brendaning

The act of ragging on someone, usually a teacher,to get out of work. This also includes bitching and/ or whining at them.

"Mr. C can I not do the project?"
"Yo quit brendaning on Mr C!"

by SCSkillman January 26, 2009

Bronsoning

While watching any film in the Death Wish series you close your hand into a fist extending your index finger straight out and arching your thumb upwards so your hand resembles a gun. In this position you insert the mock barrel (index finger) into the vagina or anus and then you make sounds like you are firing a gun.

I was bronsoning my girlfriend's ass while we watched Death Wish II.

by Bronson Wishes August 17, 2019