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Boredom Jerk

An act when a young male has literaly nothing to do, and jerks-off. However since its an unscheduld jerk-off it will take longer, and he will most likly have to swtich arms at one point. Also during some point during the Boredom Jerk, a yawn may take place.
"There was nothing on tv last night so i had a Boredom Jerk. It took forever! I had to switch to my left arm because my right went into muscle failure. I almost didn't finish, I was getting really tired."
by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009
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boredom

A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.
I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?
by Z October 3, 2004
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Epic Boredom

The highest level of boredom, where you will do anything regardless of the consequences just to have something to do.
"I'm suffering from epic boredom today so I'm driving to New Jersey for no reason."
by deadlegendary February 25, 2010
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bedour

Bedour is the most fun person and they fall in love with the wrong guys they are beautiful and bedour means the full moon bedour is a name from the Middle East and a bedour is the most fun to be around they are honest they are kind . They always keep secrets as secrets and they always have a secret they are sneaky and fun .. Bedour are amazing if your a Bedour ... Hi 😂
Bedour are the most fun to be around with if they are your friend stick with them never let them go
by Maha December 27, 2014
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Boredom

Me: I'm bored as all hell...
Friend: Go check out urbandictionary
by amongtheomegas December 8, 2004
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boredom

The only reason I am writing this definition.
kid 1:God I hate boredom.
kid 2:yeah, me too.
Kid 1:lets go write something on urban dictionary!
by hankhillasateenybopper September 7, 2012
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Final Stage of Boredom

The stage of boredom when you type in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. You have already typed in the keyboard forwards, backward and up to down from left to right. So, why not put them together you think. Wow. You must be really bored.
John: I went to the final stage of boredom today.
Nikki: Wowza.
by Duffy101 April 4, 2017
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