Bredow

Noun: To drive at an absurdly slow speed.

"Stop driving like a Bredow".

by fijsk55o November 3, 2011

Von Bredow

A big hairy Ape like creature who can sometimes also ressemble a wild boar. The creature often sifts through wikipedia to find random and pointless facts.

Hey look at that man, he's such a von bredow.

by Marky Mark and the Funky Sparr February 26, 2013

Bedowar

Somebody who spends their lives online way too much. Abbreviation of Bedroom Warrior. Also see kram.

Tony ain't coming out tonight, that kid's such a bedowar.

by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008

bedowngrade

Worse than downgrade

"I hope someday you have a child and someone bedowngrades and belittles him"

by OSU_Cowboys October 8, 2007

Brodown Syndrome

Disease quickly spreading through young males often caused by extreme head trauma sustained in mosh pits. Symptoms include running around in circles at hardcore shows, using the word bro in situations where there are no bros around, and inserting the word "bro" in random words. For example, if you hear the word "brogurt" in conversation, you are talking to a sufferer.

One can recognize a sufferer of Browdown Syndrome by his track shorts and wife beaters. Often he listens to pseudo homosexual music about being loyal to his friends. Oddly, the severity of the condition is inversely affected by how good the music he moshes to is. For example, moshing to Converge is a mild case of Brodown Syndrome, while moshing to the local talentless musicians is intense Brodown Syndrome. Referring to oneself as "Broseidon" is an example of advanced Brodown Syndrome, and one should seek immediate medical attention if that word escapes one's lips.

Doctor: "So it says here you suffered a concussion while moshing in your best friend's basement?"

Bro: "Yeah dude we were listening to Four Year Strong while we were pumping iron but it wasn't long before a brodown broke out and we started moshing hardcore."

Doctor: "And you've been treated for this before?"

Bro: "Yeah my last doctor was a true friend and gave me some Brodeine for the pain but I didn't take it."

Doctor: "Yes, it seems you are suffering from Brodown Syndrome. Get some rest, take off the headband, put on some pants and a shirt, grow the fuck up and you'll be just fine."

by drums and hos September 29, 2009

bredwin

what sanj etc say
i.e. mate

wagowan bredwin

by hilary November 20, 2003

Bredon

Also known as brendina when on a period, he believes that sailing is a sport (it’s not) and he does not know what the poop sock is. He has never touched his peepee, and is homophobic and secretly gay at the same time. He reads many books about sex but does not know what they mean. He probably likes sucking toes. He’s got the thiccest calves in the entire world but is the kid that would wear a swim shirt. He drops his 1000 lb backpack everywhere, and it has been stolen at least 29 times and counting. Most likely to stay a virgin for life and be recasted for the role of 40 yr old virgin (he says version btw). Will grow a 1970s pervert mustache and whenever he dosent understand something he will hit you with all his strength which is exactly nothing.

A natural Bredon in his wild habitat will cry over his 99% on his math test and will succ the teachers small peepee to get a 100

by Nbenisasnack81 October 21, 2019