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Breakup Party

When somebody (usually a girl or gay guy) has a breakup and they have a slumber party with one or a few close friends where they eat tonnes of icecream and fatty foods and bitch about their ex's or let out their emotions.
Amy: "Nicola...me and Jace broke up."
Nicola: "Oh my god are you ok? Thats it I'm coming over and were having a Breakup party, i'll get the icecream."
by XDaFenirX September 10, 2010
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Breakup Bravado

A state of mind one is in after a breakup. Large life changing choices are made, though rarely followed up on. Upon reflection, one questions what the hell one was thinking.
Jill: Weren't you going to join the army after Alice left you?

Jack: I was, but it was just breakup bravado.
by Matthew A Connor January 22, 2014
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breakup goggles

When you want to breakup with someone, but you start to remember all of the good memories you shared, and you think breaking up with them is not the best idea, even when it is.
Rob: I'm gonna break up with Jane.
Tahlia: That's a good idea.

*Later*

Rob: I don't think I'll break up with her, we've had so many good times together.
Tahlia: She's cheating on you, and she treats you like crap.
Rob: Yeah, but still..
Tahlia: Omg, you so have breakup goggles.
by patrick's star September 30, 2013
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breakup buddy

A person who helps you make the right decision of breaking up with the person you are dating by giving you an objective opinion of how bad they are for you and by giving post breakup support.
I was thinking of getting back together with Laura but luckily I had Michele as a breakup buddy and she talked me out of it.
by Gimster November 10, 2008
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Breakup sex

The bittersweet, passionnate, lusty sex you have with your partner shortly after, whilst, or shortly before breaking up with them. Usually both parties are aware that they're breaking up.
It's too bad she left me, but man, was that some good breakup sex.
by vosburgh May 18, 2009
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breakup wiplash

to feel as tho everything is going fine, then to have your heart rip out so fast you cant even cry about it. its as tho your heart and mind cant synch up long enough for you to know how to feel.. until much later
(you)-hey baby, how did your interview go?...

(them)-its over

and BAM!! breakup wiplash
by damian thy vampire October 27, 2011
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Breakup Diet

When you lose a significant amount of weight after only drinking your tears at the loss of a relationship.
Girl 1: have you seen Josh lately?
Girl 2: yeah he's lost a lot of weight.
Girl 1: that's the breakup diet for ya...
by Pho_girlz August 2, 2016
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