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Theory of Breastitivity

A theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female's breasts, no matter the being's sexual orientation.
Male- "Wow, you have got some swell tits."
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.
by mhm jharty September 21, 2011
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Brexshitter

A derogatory term for people who voted to leave the EU in the UK's June 2016 EU membership referendum. Often seen on online comment sections and Facebook/Twitter.
"Well since the UK will be a bankrupt third-world country by the year 2020, perhaps you Brexshitters should be volunteering your taxes first since you caused this mess?" - Stereotypical rant by an obvious "Remain" voter.
by Hapty212 December 9, 2017
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Brexshitter

Brexshitter - person part of the UK's Brexit cult, debating with such person is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon; it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory.

Refers to having a pointless debate with somebody utterly ignorant of the subject matter, but standing on a dogmatic position that cannot be moved with any amount of education or logic, but who always proclaims victory.
I just had debate with Brexshitter about No Deal Brexit. He said all people in the UK now wants one and left.
by Val665 April 17, 2019
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breastitute

A woman with breasts who allows another person, with breasts or otherwise, to touch, snuggle, slurp, or do some other act with her busom. For payment. The dirty slut!
Dude, Kelly is totally letting Brian feel her up. That lavacious Breastitute!
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freakshit

an excessive amount, especially in reference to an alcoholic substance.
"Dill, you should go in too. It'd be weird if Jude went up there with a freakshit of alcohol."
by B.L. Roods October 28, 2006
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bragshit

Combination of bragging and bullshit used to describe stories told by losers that are obviously untrue and are being told as a cry for attention or respect from whoever is unlucky enough to be listening.
That's bragshit.
by Jekko212 September 2, 2010
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Breakshist

When you take a shit first thing in the morning after waking up. Usually caused by drinking Colt 45 the night before.
mmmm.. nothing like a nice breakshist.
by alphabravo123 September 21, 2011
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