Downstairs dreadlocks

Pubic hair that have been turned into Dreadlocks.

Caribbean man #1- Whoa put some pants on i can see your Downstairs dreadlocks man.

Caribbean man #2- Sorry mon.

by LOLUMADBRO#1 April 16, 2012

Existential Dreadlocks

A hairstyle worn by those who know the world is fucked but aren’t quite ready to let this knowledge break their soul

Yes, I know I was furloughed but I’ve come to realise that everything about your corporation is evil and I’d rather work for a non-profit so don’t blame me, blame these Existential Dreadlocks I’ve been growing

by Joe Ad December 26, 2021

caca dreadlocks

When you take a shit and the shit gets stuck and twisted in your ass hair.

"Dude, I just shit out that root beer float and now all these caca dreadlocks are making my ass itch!"

by mangorick September 4, 2008

Dreadlocks

When Jonathan Davis from the nu-metal band KoRn (backwards R mandatory) became to bloated to wash his hair, he began letting it twist and rot naturally. As it began germinating, dreadlocks ensued. It was this natural evolution that made his locks the filthiest in all the land. After being turned down on a date by fellow frontman of Disturbed, David Dreiman, Jonathan Davis soon realized he had to do SOMETHING with that luscious head of hair. This is why he has these luscious tubes forming from his scalp. Don't be fooled kids, it's not a wig. This is the real deal.

David Dreiman: EW, LOOK @ UR HA@!RRRR!

Jonathan Davis: LOL WOT, ILL GET DREADLOCKS!! (OPTIONAL Z)

David Dreiman: K babycakes.

by c0keONwh33lzsszsszzx August 10, 2009

Dreadlocks

When a guy jizzes all over his partner and it also gets into the hair but it's never cleaned up. After a while it dries up and becomes dreadlocks.

Lucy: "Hey Angelica, I see you have gotten deadlocks, I thought you hated dreadlocks?"
Angelica: "Ughh, my boyfriend jizzed in my hair last night and didn't tell me, so it dried up and now it's deadlocks."
Lucy: "He's such an asshole!"

by Jung Gouda May 15, 2019

Breadlooser

Someone who sponges on others, who doesn't work for income but depends on others or demands money from friends and parents.

Instead of getting a job and work to earn a living, he's a breadlooser that sponges on others.

by Simms Mapp May 30, 2018

Beadlocked

While receiving a rimjob, the process of clamping your butt on the other person’s tongue.

My girlfriend was eating my ass out and I beadlocked her.

by TheMachinistJokes February 9, 2020