smooth-brained

An insult referring to the absence of wrinkles present in the human telencephalon(cerebrum) -- the largest region of the mammalian brain. Literally implying idiocy at a physiological level.

Those smooth-brained idiots voted for G.W. Bush twice!

by drastic_quench May 23, 2008

Brawndo

The best meme to post in response to a thirst trap. Bonus points if the meme has a picture of President Camacho and the phrase, “I got your Brawndo right here.” If the meme is Admiral Akbar holding a Brawndo, you win, and thirst trap poster must meet at your chosen location and time

I gave that trap the full Brawndo, and now we’re dating

by FredaK April 6, 2019

Basten Brained

Someone who is the result of 16 generations of inbreeding therefor lacks any form of intelligence, self awareness and Behaves in hot-headed and impulsive way.
Usually also sociopathic.

That guy just hit his teacher because he didnt pass his test, He's Basten Brained

by xMonkeyMonk August 31, 2021

Brawndo

it's like shaving your chest with a lawnmower! that sounds dangerous, but it's not more dangerous than drinking BRAWNDO because drinking BRAWNDO is like riding a pony, which probably sounds not dangerous except that the pony is 300 feet tall and covered in chainsaws! and to get on the pony, you have to take an elevator filled with 16 live cougars, which is an actual sport in latin america, which is extremely fun, but not as fun as BRAWNDO because BRAWNDO is like driving an ice cream truck full of angry bees through a petting zoo, which is a great way of becoming popular if you want to become popular with LAW ENFORCEMENT but if you don't, you should still drink BRAWNDO because BRAWNDO will make you use your fists for everyday tasks, like watching tv or romance or helicopter maintainence! it will also make you more awesome at english, which means you can use apostrophes whenever 'you w'an't to', even in words like 'nuclear', which don't even have an apostrophe yet!

BRAWNDO: It's Got What Plants CRAVE!!!

by jedediah2j October 3, 2008

Chris Browned

To take your frustration out on a person, as in punch in the face, or slap..

My girlfriend started to make disrespectful comments toward me so I Chris Browned her. I bet she won't be talking no more..

HAHA that why your girlfriend just Chris Browned you...

by 0HS0P0PPiN February 9, 2009

Flat Brained

Flat Brained (Flatius Branium) is a common condition where the victim goes into a nearly catatonic state and shows no signs of brain activity, unable to achieve basic cognitive thought and anything above basic involuntary muscle work. Victims tend to constantly say and do utter nonsense and continue to do such until their vital organs eventually shut down.

Someone take the sandpaper away from Johnny, he's going to go flat brained again.

by GoldJohnnyBoi March 20, 2020

Brawndo

A. What you drink because you can't drink your car battery.

B. Green Kool-Aid and rocket fuel.

C. Drink of choice for winning . . . . anything (running, walking, waving, yelling, complex mechanical repair etc.)

it's got what plants crave.

Boots drank a brawndo and won at parking at the mall.

by PAPA HET! February 5, 2008