braining

When a man takes his nut sack gym bag and places it as close to the face of a sleeping victim as possible. A picture is then taken with the balls/victim in the same photo.

Chris fell asleep, so I brained him.

Braining is fun, but my nuts get camera shy.

by Amber June 1, 2004

Braining

Using the thing inside the upbeat bones in ur body

I am braining rn

by Danielle______________________ December 26, 2018

pop culture bargaining

A system of exchanging pop culture. You agree to watch or listen or read something such as a movie, tv show, or book and in exchange a friend will have to do the same.

I will watch Blades of Glory if you listen to The Bealtes.
I see we are pop culture bargaining...interesting.

by iapprovethismessage November 28, 2010

boobie/bootie-bargaining

Negotiations wherein a lady (often one who is normally modest/celibate, but who feels a bit desperate in her need for the male's assistance/cooperation) consents to allow a man to view and/or sample The Merchandise in exchange for his help, agreeability, willingness to "pull strings" with his cronies on her behalf, etc.

College-grad gal #1: You got Ned to land you a position with his company?!??? Jeeeeeez... how'd you ever manage THAT?? Those employees are kind of the "elitist clan".
College-grad gal #2: Oh, it wasn't easy, believe me --- I had to do a little boobie/bootie-bargaining to convince him that I would be a valuable addition to the staff.

by QuacksO December 7, 2011

collective bargaining unit

Contradiction

That collective bargaining unit are a bunch of cunts who don't know what they want. Morons.

by Dick Splash September 7, 2003

Braining

The process of splitting a pre-killed mouse or rat's skull from the shoulders to just above the eyes to expose the brain. Braining is used to increase the smell of the mouse/rat in order to seduce difficult snakes to feed.

My Ball Python refused food for over a month so I tried braining the mouse and it ate immediately.

by Shiz Nickles October 29, 2008

Braining

V. To Hold the scrotum out of the top or bottom of your shorts. sort of making it look like a brain. To show this to someone or catch them off guard with it is the best thing.

"Hey man look over here!"
"Dude thats gross, put it away!"
"haha you just got brained!"
"thats braining for ya!"

by xbballbrandon23x September 28, 2009