brainfreeze

When you (a male) are having sex with someone's ear and you splooge all into the person's ear.

I brainfreezed my girlfriend last night.

brainfreeze by Assman Bob February 21, 2004

brainfreeze

when its so cold out, and you ejaculate, the skeet freezes on the head of your dick.

Tyrone: Man, it's so cold I'mma bout to have a brainfreeze
Alan: Me and Shawna were having sex in the park last night, and I brainfreezed it was so cold.

brainfreeze by Jonathan Shaw March 2, 2008

Brainfreeze

When the male human ejaculates into their bellybutton after masturbation or sex takes place.

OH FUCC I CAME. SHIT BRAINFREEZE

Brainfreeze by Fannygasher16 June 15, 2018

taki brainfreeze 

The scenario of eating a very spicy Taki chip and proceeding to drink tons of Slurpee to cool it down but instead resulting in the chaos known as taki brainfreeze.

“No! Ace! Don’t drink that Slurpee or you’ll get Taki Brainfreeze!”

taki brainfreeze by bonnieschainsaw November 24, 2023

Taki brainfreeze 

Eating a very spicy Taki chip and proceeding to drink tons of slushy to cool it down but instead resulting in taki brainfreeze

“No! Ace! Don’t drink all that slushy or you’ll get taki brainfreeze!”

Taki brainfreeze by bonnieschainsaw November 25, 2023

Adult Brainfreeze

A hangover after drinking too much/a headache that you get with a hangover for that is similar to a brain freeze and that that’s why it’s called the auto brain freeze because it may the headache part of a brain freeze

I had an “adult brainfreeze” this morning
I can’t drink. I always get “adult brainfreeze”

Adult Brainfreeze by NYNYN May 25, 2026