brainwanking

Any intellectual/academic discussion meant more to show off the intelligence of the speaker than to prove a point or educate anyone listening.

Freudian literary criticism is pretty useless, to be honest; eventually they stop talking about literature entirely, in favor of pointless brainwanking.

by kiefda03 June 10, 2010

Brainana

A Plant from Plants vs Zombies Heroes that takes the Zombies brains. Brainana is a good Plant.

Brainana has arrived, its going to break your stride

by 『　』 June 20, 2018

Brainhand

The hand with which one pleasures oneself and/or others sexually

Q: Why is your right arm so buff?
A: My right hand is my brainhand.

by Hippedi January 12, 2012

Brainsong

That annoying song that gets stuck in your brain long past when you are enjoying it. It replays over and over and over ad nauseum, until you find a new brainsong.

Aauuugh - why did you start humming "Let It Go?" Now that's gonna be my brainsong for the rest of the day.

Dude, I've got to get another brainsong or that stupid "Let It Go" will make me nuts.

Hey Homey, do a bro a favor; start singing a catchy tune. I have to override "Let It Go" as my brainsong or it will haunt me all day.

One thing I can't figure - why do people keep doing spoofs of "Let It Go" on FB? Every time I hear that annoying tune it becomes my brainsong de jour.

I know what you mean man, if I even see the words, "let it go," that stupid song becomes entrenched in my mind as my brainsong.

by Sonograpappy April 13, 2014

brainwank

The act of producing and communicating (in speech or writing) entirely expendable, untenable, unrealistic, baseless and often complacent ideas on all sorts of topics.

A: Have you by any chance read Erich von Daeniken’s ´Chariots of the Gods`, in which he claims the tomb of Mayan king Pakal actually depicts an astronaut in his spaceship?
B: Yeah, man. Daeniken clearly is the Charlie Sheen of brainwanking.

by john.bender59 October 23, 2011

Braindawgs

A derogatory term used to describe those of the living dead race, often used to harass them concerning their endless quest for brain matter. Occasionally used by "zombies" themselves when referring to each other because, it's only "OK" when they say it.

Stereotypical Southern Person: "We don't like your kind round here, braindawg..."

Person 1: "Psh, we don't hire stupid braindawgs here."

Zombie 1: "Rgghhhhhhhh gurglhgggg (Yo, what's up my braindawgs?)"

by Rob the Hand Monkey November 23, 2009

Brain Bang

Brain Bang is used to describe how you feel after witnessing something mind blowing or seeing something amazing and out of this world. It can also be used to describe how you feel after realizing something crazy, like an epiphany on steroids.

Josh was brain banged when he realized that there was an arrow in the Fed Ex Logo and that OK is a stick figure side ways.

How did he pull that bunny out of that hat!? Man, what a Brain Bang.

Whoa! Inception gave me a crazy brain bang the whole time I was watching.

Cubone is a baby Kangaskhan!? BRAIN BANG.

by IaMmE Fan May 30, 2011