BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

baffled

not of fair complection

"I dont like yours much ,she's well baffled"
can also be shortened to "baff"

by steve d June 18, 2006

Braffle

Basic Rad Awesome Friends For Like Ever. Bro version of WAFFLE (wicked awesome friends for like ever). Originated in the Pacific Northwest by two archaeologists in a fancy bar.

Straight white woman: "are you two together?"
Two straight bros while patting each other on their shoulders in solidarity: "no, we're just braffles dude!"

by Slipstripsandfalls June 1, 2017

baffledork

When your friend takes a pic of you and you don’t want them to and ur angry so you call them a baffledork

Stop it you fricking baffledork

by The official baffledork February 14, 2022

Baffled Angry Gremlin

A Baffled Angry Gremlin or BAG is someone who is part of a very small culture (BAG) a part of said culture is a "BAG-name" which could be based of a person's name, things they enjoy, something that would normally offend them but doesn't or it could be entirely Random some examples could be;
Terrain for someone who is called Terran or another name Terrain related they could also just be interested in climbing, seagull could be someone who likes seabirds or beaches or it could be random so your BAG-name could be anything but there's a couple limitations; it cannot be Sex related or offensive to the person in question

And the other part of BAG culture is silliness

"Is there anything that represents BAGs?" yes! The colour green in any form can represent BAGs

I am a BAG I am a Baffled Angry Gremlin

I am BAG

by Jimjamjomjumjymjem July 20, 2022

left-baffled

The feeling a normal person feels after debating with anti-fa.

Chad: Hey you alright man? You looking proper cofused after "speaking" with those angry dudes wearing black masks in the park.

Chad2: Yeah man, I totally left-baffled

by Nullendpoint June 10, 2019