bonage

1. used to describe one's chance (in percentage usually) ov having a sexual encounter; is now a part ov the weather forecast as it is scientifically proven to be in direct relation to the weather

weatherman
"As you can see here all across west texas, there will be a forty percent chance ov precipitation, along with a fifty percent chance ov bonage here in the permian basin. so look alive out there."

by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009

bonaget

1.a word used in nopolean dynamite.
2. retard

get off of me bonaget

stop being such a bonaget

by dave mirra May 7, 2005

Bonage

The act of having had sex with someone, doesnt matter who its just you got laid after a long time. or something that is really cool.

That car is pretty bonage.
I got some bonage last night.

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

bwnage

(Pronounced bone-idj); Pwnage in a bedroom setting.

(On the phone) "Dude, I'll catch you later. Gotta head upstairs with my girlfriend for some major bwnage.

by Michael Barnes March 16, 2008

Bonage

An erection, boner, stiffy.

That girl gave me some serious bonage.

by David Hastie July 30, 2008

Bonager

A bum.
Worthless piece of shit.
who does nothing but get high and complain.
they have no money and wont do shit.
There care free

"He a bum and be hatin, fuck this shit, it so fustratin, aint how i roll, that on datons, he so mad, dem hoes im matingmate

-Anti Bonager

by Anitbonager April 16, 2007

Bonage

The practice of being physically restrained, as with cords or handcuffs, as a means of attaining sexual gratification.

the state of being under the control of another person

by ZanysusieBOO January 3, 2004