Bouch

1. Someone who has an unusual obsession with bacon and egg rolls
2. A cooker/designer of bacon and egg rolls- a baker
3. A lazy careers advisor

"Gidday Bouch"
Bouch: "Just a bacon and egg roll thankyou"

by Jim Piper April 14, 2008

bouche

A person with an enhanced sense of entitlement as a result of believing they are of a higher class; a bougie douchebag.

That bouche parked his BMW in a handicapped space and dashed to the front of the line while maintaining his phone conversation.

bouche /bu ʃ/

by allteeallshade.store July 16, 2020

BOUCHE

A male who has a dirty blonde mustache on his upper lip that should be shaved.

"kid your such a BOUCHE! Shave that stupid thing NOW!"

by Karl Shwarts March 20, 2008

bouch

It's a bed and a couch.

I am trying to sell a futon... It has a couch, bed, and bouch settinng for all your comfort needs.

by Tamwin & Wook December 21, 2010

bouche

The awesome feeling of weightlessness you get at the start of your fall.

I got bouche on that ride at the amusement park.

I want bouche.

Get ready for some bouche.

I am so nervous up here on this ride that I am getting pre - bouche.

That was some good bouche.

by Patrick Skalova Ho, Mel Ho January 2, 2012

bouche

someone who is not only a bitch, but also a douche.

Becky::That bouche Gretchin is cockblocking our men.
Jillian:: Heck yes, Gretchin is sooo a bouche.

by bitcharoni October 23, 2007

bouche

A sexual position performed upon a man. Take the scrotum fully into mouth, extend Steven Tyler length tongue over onto bonch, whilst simultaneously giving a handjob.
May require use of shampoo to clean up afterwards.

Would you like me to give you a bouche?
Bouche me!

by rapscallion April 12, 2006