I was coughing a lot last week, and I accidentally farted at one point. My mother was in the room, so I told her I was "coughing out of both ends" to hide the shame.
by WORGENDK85 February 11, 2013
by whats a pseudonym seriously October 31, 2021
To give oral sex and receive anal sex at the same time - a spit roast. The candle in question is a penis, or man made substitute such as a strap-on dildo.
by stusx10 January 11, 2018
I'm so sick! I blew mud and then 10 minutes later I puked my guts out! I'm burning the candle at both ends!
by C. Felix Reardon December 28, 2005
Idiom
To make two people or groups oppose each other so that you can gain/get an advantage from the situation.
To make two people or groups oppose each other so that you can gain/get an advantage from the situation.
Politicians often play both ends against the middle by bringing up religion into the politics.
Synonyms: Work both ends/sides against the middle.
Synonyms: Work both ends/sides against the middle.
by Zami Karzai September 02, 2018
Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
by RepWin August 20, 2023
The blandest of bland people, typically white folk. These people usually suck the life out of any situation with their overwhelming dullness.
"I got stuck in a conversation with Chad at the party, it was like talking to a log!"
"God I know! He's white on both ends"
"God I know! He's white on both ends"
by 6tee9er August 07, 2022