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Aurora Borealis

Something that is localized entirely within your kitchen.
Person A: God lord! what is happening in there!?
Person B: Aurora borealis.
Person A: Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, at this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Person B: Yes!
by Thespookydude May 26, 2018
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bojee

That dudes a motherf#cking Bojee

The gurl wanted me to go down on here, her Bojee tasted like Kim Chee
by Bojee Gurl February 16, 2017
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borderlands flu

When you miss work on September 18th because Borderlands 2 just came out.
Why weren't you here on Tuesday?
I had the borderlands flu.
by Papa5quaT September 16, 2012
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border barrel

a container used for smuggling immigrants, in which the immigrant is hidden inside a sealed container that is shipped by boat to a destination that is sometimes unknown until after arrival.
Dude! I want to get out of this country. Where can I find a border barrel?
by D.S. Credito April 2, 2015
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Core Bore

Directed towards friends that, over time, have become less involved in group activities, going out and holidays.

It is generally aimed at people that used to be a focal point of a group of friends but are now rarely seen or heard of.
Friend "We're going to Ibiza on a stag"

Core Bore "I'll come for one night"

Friend "Why don't you just stay at home, you are an absolute core bore!"

Friend "Oi, Core Bore, what's happened to you? You are such a Core Bore"
by core 2 July 23, 2010
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borderline stalking

Generally someone who *happens* to pass by your house when they get the urge to "see" you. This person is slightly deranged and/or deluded & have created a fantasy life in their heads with you, the object of desire as their main focus. They believe you are their soul mate. Borderline stalking behaviour includes frequent online stalking.

Borderline stalkers are surprisingly very apt at hiding their rampant obsessions when they fear getting caught by others. They will go to all kinds of lengths to hide their disproportionate feelings when necessary which can even lead to them being cruel.
A borderline stalker is typically a very lonely person with some psychological issues. This type of stalker almost always has a crushing fear of true intimacy; they deliberately seek to "love from a distance". They unconciously pick partners that are unsuitable for them or already unavailable for *romantic pickings*. They may not even have a genuine desire for a real relationship with you - it might be a sexual obsession for instance.Many potential stalkers suffer from some kind of personality disorder such as Schizoid Personality Disorder.

many Borderline Stalkers are driven by fear of abandonment. They refuse to deal with the external reality of rejection by replacing it with a strong inner fantasy life of maladaptive daydreaming and inner dialogues = a 'Fantasy Prone Personality'. They are painfully indecisive about taking action in his/her life. Their worst fear is rejection.
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A borderline stalker is akin to a secret admirer, they always seem to be in the background of your life like a wallflower.

They are skilled at making their borderline stalking behaviour seem like a coincidence.
"Harry always has lunch at the same time as me in the cafeteria... Sometimes he follows me to class too. He watches me eat and slurp my slurpy. I am sure he is sexually aroused... what a borderline stalker!"

Genuine/Garden Variety Stalker: "Alicia and I have been broken up for 4 years but she still calls and breathes down the phone. It is so freaky. She even leaves empty beer cans on my front doorstep with notes attached to them like *see what you're missing out on*"
by DamselInDistress September 14, 2013
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The Borderlands

A region of Texas adjacent to the Mexican border, east of El Paso but west of San Antonio.
The Borderlands are also sometimes called the "Borderland" or the "Big Bend" region.
by 21451 November 23, 2011
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