Birtation

A word used when you blank out and don't know what to say, like when you are a reporter on live television.

Reporter: "well a berry very heaveh aah heavy do it birtation tonight, we had a very dares dares son, but lets go hit, tearish, taze english for the bit… behead da pit."

by bacala777 March 15, 2011

birdtation

when a person's speech comes out in nonsensical phrases. for comedic purposes, it is preferred that the person is just momentarily inarticulate rather than having a serious medical issue.

they laughed for hours at Jake Benson's Autotune Remix of Serene Branson's on-air meltdown but their souls were saved when it was discovered that she was not having a stroke but rather a migraine-related birdtation.

Maureen: "dammie when poopoo."
Robbie: "haha, birdtation!"
Anthony: "yeah, dummy. stupid dog."

by toyMasulina March 17, 2011

boritating

Adjective describing something that is both boring and irritating.

"Finding the burned out bulb in a string of Christmas lights is boritating."

by CthulhuFhtagn December 18, 2006

Burtation

The result of giving insight into highlights and backstage coverage of the 53rd Grammy Awards. Usually heavy in nature. Typically accompanied by the protagonists Darris Darrison and Terry Tazor.

Reporter: "Well a very very heavy burtation tonight. We had a very Darris Darrison byeit and let's go hit Terry Tazor inloshabit and head the pet."

by leprechaun7 March 8, 2011

burtation

A heightened state of anticipation (characterized as 'heavy'), especially before an awards presentation.

Coined by CBS LA Reporter Serene Branson, prior to The Grammys, on 13 Feb, 2010.

Well, a very, very heavay, uh heavy duweh...uh burtation tonight. We had a very darriss, darrision...but let's go ahead, terris taison dos cablit the had lapet.

by ToddUncommon March 2, 2011

Bloatation Device

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.

after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.

by got MILF? August 22, 2006

birtation

having words leave your brain in one fashion, and arrive at your mouth completely differently

We all thought that reporter had a stroke, but it was just a birtation.

I totally had a birtation at that job interview.

by frunkusofcourse March 17, 2011