Booze Cruise

When you are so drunk that you think the more you booze, the more likely you are to win a cruise.

Man, Pace is trying to win that booze cruise tonight!

by Dr.Wow June 9, 2011

booze cruise

an event where people go out on a ship or boat to consume lots of alcohol and party

I signed us up for a booze cruise later on the hudson, bring some buds!

by 102020309fjs October 28, 2020

Booze Cruise

A booze crusie is where teens on holiday go for fun. They get complete strangers to do sexual positions with each other to get drink. They get complely drunk and give people blow jobs and tit sucks.

Hey you coming onto a Booze Cruise. were gonna get smashed.

by Bubbly Blue 27 February 6, 2013

Booze Cruise

Any form of watercraft.

"Swan, we gotta hit up that booze cruise to take back the island."

by Swanneh October 12, 2008

booze cruise

A ride somebody give you because you are too inebriated to drive anywhere safely or legally.

My friend gave me a booze cruise home. He told me later. Thank God I got home safely!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Booze Cruise

A reference to the sitcom, “The Office”; particularly, S2 Ep22.

IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.

Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)

- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.

-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.

- plus accuracy points if:

• you were drunk during the confession

• they’re a coworker

• they were engaged

• you told it to someone unreliable,

• your boss

• you broke up your current relationship

• It took place on a literal night cruise

- Man, man, man. I can’t believe it.

- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .

- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.

by Brob August 16, 2022