Bootyological

The ranking or placement of girls in the order of the booty sizes.

Guy 1: I'm having a hard time figuring out who I should take to prom. Each of these girls got a fat ass.
Guy 2: Aye man line em up in bootyological order and see who comes out on top.

by PurdueBound June 16, 2009

bootyology

The study of ass; the study of big, big, BIG BOOTY.

"I know a big fine booty 'cause I be a bootyologist, and that means I am an expert in bootyology."

by Slim Shady Semich December 3, 2003

Bootyhole bandit

A guy who's well versed in seeking and attaining the pleasures of the tight female bootyhole. Typically their tactic is to sneak in a St. Louis shocker ("accidental anal") and never call the girl again. Can also refer to a homosexual.

Jason: I totally slipped it into Alyysa's brown eye last night when we were having sex!

Paul: No way dude, that's four in one week. You're becoming a regular bootyhole bandit!

Karl: That new guy at work, Jake, seems pretty cool.

Tim: I dunno man. I hear he's a little limp wristed. Possible bootyhole bandit.

by TheREALharryjones August 6, 2010

bootyhole tickler

When a guy grows his beard so long, it grazes the females anus while he is giving oral pleasure resulting in tickling.

-Man dawg what does your ole lady think of your beard being so long?
-Bro, you know she can't resist the bootyhole tickler.

by Dj normax March 12, 2017

bootyhole rape

when he hits it from the back too hard and it hurt too much to bear and l he won’t stop, so it’s forced.

911: what’s your emergency

Her: my dad just bootyhole raped me without stopping
911: the fbi is coming

by Booty man 69 May 7, 2018

BootyHole

BootyHole: (N.), Meek Ebonic alternative for anus. This term is NOT interchanageable with the more socially astute and ubiquious "Asshole". DO NOT USE THIS WORD IN ANGER as in rolling down your window and shouting: "Hey; Nice Turn, Booty-Hole!!!" You WILL get people's attention in doing so, and perhaps some kissies thrown your way by your intended victim!!!

Fool done bought himself a Diamond ring that turned out to be glass---talk about getting 'boned up' the BootyHole?!!

by Lucifer Tiddys (that's DD, not TT!!!) September 30, 2007

bootyhole

a hole in your booty used for multiple purposes:
1) so you can poo
2) anal sex
3) rim jobs

1) Man a HUGE shit came out of me yesterday that my bootyhole started hurting.
2) He put his dick up in my bootyhole and it felt so good!
3) He gave me an amazing rim job last night my booty hole started tingling.

by chickenmicken March 24, 2017