boondoggle

1.- An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity.

2.- A hopeless Case

3.- Some sort of deformed toy made from parts of other different toys

"Holy shit of Jesus Martha, stop boondoggleing and so something productive"

"You're such a Boondoggle, all you like to do is drink urine while staring at the dead corpse of your grandma"

"Is that a Boondoggle you've got there, It's pretty badass, it must have costed a fortune"

by Rocketeam February 24, 2004

boondogle

To appear as though you are doing something, usually in order to get out of choores and tasks.

"I'm just going to walk around and make it look as though I am doing something... Nobody suspects a boondogler"

by Mister Element May 14, 2008

boondoggle

(verb) This occurs when you're in a school restroom and someone's pants are completely down and their ass is fully exposed, and then you decide to slap their bare ass cheeks.

Example: (Tyrese has his ass out) SMACK! "Damn bro you just boondoggled his ass."

by stickpogo October 18, 2021

boomjoggle

when you get slammed with a lot of work/information

I just got boomjoggled with 20 new requests!

by Katierakel July 1, 2011

boobgoggles

when breasts are placed directly on or near your face. So it's like wearing goggles made of boobs.

I was getting my hair cut by this babe the other day and she was giving me boobgoggles.

by Jharrager June 22, 2008

Boondoggle

To laze around. Procrastinate, if you will.

"SANS! ALL YOU DO IS BOONDOGGLE ALL DAY LONG!

by CrazyPhscoHarmlessBitch April 20, 2016

boonedoggle

An annual fishing trip for men only. Beer, Poker and cooking of meat on an open fire far outweight the actual fishing part of the trip. Sleep is limited to short naps between meals, and during such moments of rest the other fishermen can make loud rude comments to disturb your bliss.

Dude I can't wait for this years Boonedoggle, no wife, no boss, just good food and free time.

Theme song sung during the trip is
I'm going fishin on the Boonedoggle, Boondoggle Boondoggle (sing like Cat Stevens Moonshadow) .. then add appropriate verses that make fun of the other guys.. very relaxing.

by John Shaw May 27, 2006