honkus of the bonkus

A sickness or illness, the cause which can either be known or undetermined. eg. - a bad cold, the flu, etc.

"I won't be coming for a visit, I have honkus of the bonkus."

by OldCoot54 October 8, 2011

Bonkus

Used when something is crazy or cool and can be used instead of poggers

Joe: yo that was so poggers am I right?

Chad: don’t you mean bonkus?

by Epicgamer January 10, 2021

boonks

a urban game where the loser of some contest (Basketball's 21 game or a one on one game) must bend over to expose his ass and accept getting hit in the ass by some object. usually a basketball

You lost man now give up the boonks.
My game- boonks up man.
Take your boonks like a man.

by dkarez4u May 17, 2005

bronkus

Vary large and cumbersome.

I wish this bronkus bus would get out of the fucking fast lane!

by beepboopbuzz August 15, 2020

bonkus of the konkus

When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.

Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.

by KidSister94 April 24, 2023

Bookus

The general name of a local hick who dresses inappropriately for the weather and frequent diners early on Sunday mornings, the only day they venture into town from their meth lab

Bookus and Baxter arrived by pickup to Selena's for their pancakes

by Randy Winterbottoms August 14, 2012

Bonkus

a very unusual alien with a very big head, long arms, short legs and claw hands.

also used as describing a weird cunt

Holy shit sus the Bonkus

by Honkus Bonkus November 6, 2018