Boomerification

Boomerification is the process of something, usually social media becoming filled with more of a boomer mentality. This usually goes along side social media getting older.

Person 1: Bro, did you see that meme on Facebook?
Person 2: Nah man, the boomerification is too much for me

by Nissan Succ June 10, 2020

boomersister

a compliment about being good at a certain activinty, synonymous to profesional, being really good at something

1. Omg she's so boomersister pro at running
2. Wow i wish i was a boomersister at icing like she is
3. I'm so boomersister at being a gibbon

ect, ect

by haroldiswicked September 15, 2009

Boomerius Maximus

A scientific name for the generation of Baby Boomers

"And here we see a boomer, Boomerius Maximus, in their natural habitat, hoarding toilet paper"

by sniffie March 20, 2020

Boomersitting

Verb.- One of the primary unwritten job duties of millennials (and formerly Gen Xera before they got promoted). Involves laboriously walking aging baby boomers (who would have retired already if they had responsibly saved instead of spending $70,000 of HELOC money redoing their kitchens three years in a row) through basic tasks involving the use of computers, and often painstakingly automating the portions of their jobs that make everyone else’s life harder because they always fuck it up. In general, they both call you a genius and bemoan you “overcomplicating” things you’ve actually made significantly simpler, because their ability to learn new tasks is essentially gone.

“I got sick of boomersitting Greg through running those reports and then fixing his errors, so I wrote a macro to do it. He doesn’t make the same mistakes anymore, but now he spends the ten minutes he used to spend asking me how to do the reports complaining that the old way was much simpler and I should stop messing with things.”

by Boomersitter September 13, 2019

boogerlip that dick

After expiencing terrible sex, the female reaches down and grabs her vagina boogers and rubs them onto the unsuspecting male, who is sleeping off the god-awful love making he just enforced onto the female. After waking up, the male discovers that his face is stuck to the pillow reminiscent of supermanning that hoe only backwards :).

After experiencing the worst sex EVER, she decided to boogerlip that dick into oblivion.

by shalala November 12, 2007

Boomeritis

Boomeritis is an illness that forces the infected to talk like old British men from the 1800’s. It can be fatal in some situations, but the worst cases tend to only cause lasting damage to the brain and how it functions.

“Kiwi has developed a bad case of boomeritis, maybe she should get some rest.”

by BrooklynHalo_ March 29, 2020

Boomerfication

The process of taking every single aspect of the "American Dream" that you grew up with, and regulating, outsourcing, outlawing, taxing, and inflating all of it so that you, and you alone will ever get to enjoy it, leaving your children and grandchildren to pick up the pieces. All while making fun of them for not "pulling themselves up by the bootstraps, shaking the managers hand, and start earning a decent living just like I did!"

I wanted to go to college, but thanks to boomerfication is just isn't worth it anymore.

by P3nnisandalsodickeandballs January 27, 2022