Macon Bookmark

After sex, shit in any book and leave.

I fucked the librarian the last night so of course I gave her the Macon Bookmark as I left.

by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009

Bookmarking

When a person isn't you're boyfriend or girlfriend, you aren't even dating them, but you keep coming back to them, and you're holding out for someone better.

She thought she could do better so was bookmarking the nice guy for rainy days and lonely nights.

by NakedElmo May 12, 2018

boonkum

synonym for ass, booty

1. Man, she is bout it...she let me cum in her boonkum!
2. Ah dog, she has a phat boonkum!

by StacieJ July 29, 2005

booku

To have a lot of something.

Ex. He has booku (pronounced "Boo" "Koo")

by Cookie June 18, 2005

Bookmobile

A bookmobile or mobile library is a large vehicle designed for use as a library. They are designed to hold books on shelves so that when the vehicle is parked the books can be accessed by readers. They usually have sufficient space so that people can also sit and read books inside them.

So what do you do?

I'm a Bookmobile driver.

That sucks.

Yeah..

by HOV Lane June 3, 2010

Boomum

Mums who do not know the meaning of simple words such as "mhm".

Mum: Did you pack your lunchbox?
Me: Mhm
Mum: What's mhm?
Me: Omg you're a boomum

by Bepissss July 1, 2020

Dutch bookmark

The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business

Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark

by Hcnerfekaj April 23, 2009