"look at those booger eaters off to the tractor pull with their kissing cousin girlfriends. i wanna punch 'em!"
by T-style December 28, 2005

A person of unsophisticated and interbred lineage. A person who does things that lack common sense. A person who sits at a stop sign for too long. A person that drives with their blinker on. A slow, dumb sonofabitch.
by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003

A person who acts and moves in very sneaky ways, casts furtive glances to see if anyone is watching him. Acts as if he is afraid someone will see him eating his boogers.
by Phil Perez September 10, 2003

by tom nicholson October 14, 2003

let's go to the tractor pull, the all you can eat buffet, and diddle our siblings like a true booger eater.
by T-style December 28, 2005

Dave Frank is a professional booger eater and press operator. Can pick his nose w/a f'n glove on; a heavy cotton glove and devour the taste morsels.
by Bunzy August 22, 2003
