Defined as a mildly annoying prank, like moving someone's pencil case 3 inches to the left or putting a piece of paper labelled "Bonzai" in someone's backpack. Members can be involved in complex bonzai wars, where the two parties try to make like slightly more difficult for the other. It is frowned upon to involve a non-bonzaier in a bonzai war.
Comedic replacing a verb with 'bonzai'
Comedic replacing a verb with 'bonzai'
*moves book to another table* Bonzai!!!
Informal/Comedic President William Henry Harrison bonzaied the USA by dying 31 days into his presidency
Informal/Comedic President William Henry Harrison bonzaied the USA by dying 31 days into his presidency
by Paleosis February 15, 2018
Get the Bonzai mug.A really tiny type of tree that comes from Japan. They're so small that you won't believe it's really a tree.
by coryk July 13, 2006
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In a FPS game when you cook your grenade to the point where you end up blowing yourself up, and one or more of your opponents. It may be the ultimate sacrifice but few people expect you to commit suicide just to get a kill.
Pro: *player runs around corner with grenade in hand
Noob: *player starts to shoot
Pro: "FTW!!!"
BOOM!
Pro: " BONZAI KILL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"
Noob: *player starts to shoot
Pro: "FTW!!!"
BOOM!
Pro: " BONZAI KILL MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"
by Talks Without Any Thought January 13, 2011
Get the Bonzai kill mug.When a girl goes beyond her own ability trying to take too much dick in her mouth at one time while giving a guy head, surpassing her gag reflex and vomiting chunks and stomach acids on the shaft, balls, and general male reproductive region. yelling "BONZAI"
dude, this hot Korean chick was giving me head last night and then she just bonzaied all over my raging ten inch boner.
by In Yo Mouth May 5, 2010
Get the Bonzai mug.It is actually a miniature tree type.But in Turkey it is a weed type.They sell it in ghettos.It has so much chemicals and can make you die.Be careful.
by ramonathequeen May 11, 2016
Get the Bonzai mug.Skiing when there isn't enough snow. Small tree, pine tree and plant tops (which look just like bonzai's) become apparent together with rocks. Generally bonzai skiing designates uggly snow skiing conditions.
Jim: How was the snow skiing last week?
Buddy: Very bad. Few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. Guess we had our share of Bonzai skiing.
Buddy: Very bad. Few snow, plenty of plants and rocks. Guess we had our share of Bonzai skiing.
by Frankitou January 10, 2012
Get the Bonzai skiing mug.v. To go bonzai: Eat a large quantity of psilocybe mushrooms and trip extremely hard for an extended period of time.
by SkiBall January 1, 2006
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