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Bonked

"Dude I need to lie down I'm so bonked"
"Can you toss me your juul so I can get bonked?"
by juulfiend June 2, 2018
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Bonked

Weirdly shaped. You look un-proportionate. Lip sided even. Like the tower of Ibiza
Look at that midget over there, they’re bonked “
by Ominiqu August 3, 2023
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Bonked on a cinnabon

When your machiavellian boss gets off an airplane and jams two or three large Cinnabon roles down the gullet, thus creating a guaranteed sugar low about two hours later when he/she starts to plow into their email backlog. Being bonked on a cinnabon will guarantee several flaming emails with embedded rage, stinging sarcasm or all out hatred being directed back to the sender.
Brent reviewed our proposal when he got to San Jose late last night. He must have been bonked on a cinnabon, since his email reply suggested the idea was "brain dead and we were a bunch of dumb asses...!"
by goodone! June 13, 2008
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bonked out

Becoming so tired that it is nearly impossible to keep your head up. Sleep is imminent.
You: Yo let's go out!
Me: Nah, man. I'm bonked OUT.
by methodDK April 30, 2011
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Get Bonked

A phrase that is said when somebody is hit on the head.
Person 1*Gets punches in the head
Person 2* Who hit them “Get Bonked!”
by NobakePancake September 6, 2020
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bitches be bonkers

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
by da.ryl April 16, 2018
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über boned

Royally screwed, significantly fucked, boned in the ass, so screwed, shafted, totally fucked
Those guys are either going to kill you or use you as bait, either way you're über boned.
by RyNb83 February 4, 2014
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