Bonk

Another term for poop. Can be used in place of the word poop or to describe the action of pooping.

Damn I just took a HUGE Bonk in your toilet man.
Bruh this Bonk smells like death.

by Petezc123 February 4, 2021

Bonk

This word is used to instantly win an argument If someone is insulting you. For example, someone is roasting you, and in response, you say "Bonk". They will be visibly confused to why you just said Bonk randomly, this works even better if you walked away right afterwards. Bonk means "Fuck you bitch", and is like a code work that only you and select others will know. The power of absolute decimation is now in your hands.

Enemy: You're a dirty bitch
You: Bonk

by Walter Walters November 23, 2021

Bonk

“Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha I hurt people. *boink* I’m a force of nature. *bonk* if you were from where I was from, you’d be f*ckin’ dead. *chaotic screaming* Whooo!

Bonk

by JamEpix August 25, 2019

Bonk

Something you call someone after they say something wholly ridiculous and silly goofy

I: My favorite STD is the clap
S: What's "the clap"
I: The clap is another word for gonorrhea you bonk
S: Ohh that’s right

I: If you were to get an std which one would you want
S:Hmm. Maybe Syphillis, because it's fun to say
I: Ooh good choice

by Izzygonzzo1818 May 17, 2023

Bonk

1. An expression used to describe the sound of something being hit or walloped

2. Calling someone "bonked on the head" means that they're stupid in some way. Or just really dumb

Person 1: hey watch out!
Person 2: wh-
Person 1: *bonk*
Person 2: I have been bonked

by Chickennuggetchan May 8, 2020

Bonk

A video game series that deserves more recognition.

Why can't Konami make a new Bonk game?

by LightCorp November 16, 2019

Bonk

The nasty Free school lunch the gov gives to the brokest kids in school

You pack a lunch? Nah i get the bonk

by Dustshaker September 7, 2017