Bonerstyle

When something is so cool, or stylish that it causes an actual erection.

Having a style that invokes people to become turned on.

No bonerstyle man. Meaning "thats not cool man"

Those shoes are bonerstyle. "those shoes give me a boner"

Joel Madden is bonerstyle.

by Twitterman April 23, 2009

popping boners

to get an erection

dude i just popped a boner

by a'non'y'mous January 25, 2004

bonerscope

Where your penis sticks out of the top of your pants. Like a periscope.

Did you see that guys bonerscope? It was belly button high.

by forumssuck May 8, 2008

Boneristic

The word that explains a girl that you see and immediatly get hard.

Damn! that French girl is hot!
Yah dude she's boneristic!

by Ctothepatel November 4, 2009

Bonersaurus

The act in which an erect penis detatches itself and forms arms, teeth, feet, and a tail. It then tends to rampage across cities endlessly. The only cure, find a boner-shrinking image; such as Paris Hilton

Tom: Oh my god, is that set of boobs glowing?! I think im getting a boner!!! OH NO! WATCH OUT!

Jerry: What is THAT?

Tom: Its a bonersaurus! Run, Quick! Find a poster of Paris!!

Oh thank god we stopped the brute.

by Alfonzogarbanzo June 19, 2010

bonership

Origin: Batman (Scarborough Region) and Markham Station conversation

noun: A friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to participate in lewd, inappropriate, and/or sexual activity. Intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.

I met this girl and we had a week-long bonership before she left for Europe.

by Namtab January 3, 2009

mind boners

when something blows your mind, it gives you a mind boner.

friend:shit dude! did you hear that new luvtonez joint?

president barack obama: yeah man, shit is real. it gave me mind boners!

by tibby trillZ September 9, 2011