bonertown

A colloquial term defining the male physiological/emotional dichotomy.

Q: Did you take that hot girl to Bonertown last night?

A: Nah, it was Bonertown: she wouldn't put out.

by James B...... August 14, 2007

bonertown

1) A quick way of describing how hot someone or something is.

2) Something that gives an instant erection.

"Did you see that room full of hot chicks over there? Stepping through that door is total Bonertown."

"So we were making out last night, and she starts grinding her crotch against my leg. Bonertown."

by bonertron August 7, 2008

boneritus

You have a boner from something...It won't go down!!!

Your sister gives me such boneritus!

by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006

Bonerstorm

1. A location where there are many more males present than females.

2. A situation where the number of males is much higher than desired, regardless of the number of females.

3. Several males in one location all becoming aroused at the same moment.

I can't believe how many guys go to your school, what a total bonerstorm!

Once the girls left the party it turned into a total bonerstorm.

When she came into the room wearing her wet t-shirt it started a total bonerstorm among us guys.

by Sl33py May 5, 2006

Boneritis

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.

The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.

by Einhorn N Finkle June 3, 2019

bonerstorage

Term used to describe any slutty girl.

Trish was at my party last night and fucked three guys she didn't even know, she is complete BONERSTORAGE!

by Barbiegirl007 April 22, 2006

bonertologist

The occupation of extensively inspecting male genitalia including length, girth, width, and stature and general bonertology; one who majors in bonertology; a boner-ssuier

"Doctor, doctor! My boner hurts!" "Don't worry son. I'm a bonertologist."

by Idiotas United November 7, 2013