Bond

The basic unit of measure for sexual activity. Named after James Bond. Abreviated "Bds"
Firt Base - 7 Bonds
Second Base - 15 Bonds
Third Base - 25 Bonds
Being James Bond - 76 Bonds
"Yo, I was mackin' this chick and we was gettin' it on at 30 bds!"
by CynicalSeraph December 11, 2003
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Bond

As in a wife that is on a 007 mission to spend all the mans money.
Man: "Bond, I cant afford my dinner for work"
Wife: "I've only ordered loads of random sh*t from the internet what we don't need, didn't cost much.."
Man: "Our life savings are gone.."
by Tupmaker January 09, 2018
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Bond

(noun)A person who is a master in multiple fields of online games; (adj)To be masterful in multiple online games; (noun) A person who is masterful enough that it makes other jealous and paranoid during games; (verb) to play so masterfully in a game that it makes other people jealous and paranoid when playing with you.
(1)Joe: Man if Jovi got any better I wouldn't even bother anymore.
Phil: He's masterful at almost every online game.
Matt: No kidding.
John: Jovan! Stop becoming Bond!

(2)Joe: Oh I hate you.
Matt: I never know where he is, and then...blam!
Phil: He makes me jealous and paranoid when I play with him.
Joe: Do you know why?
Phil: No.
Matt: Because he is Bond...
by Nicholas D. Wolfwood April 26, 2004
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Bond

A super sly ninja guy who wears camoflauge gloves and loves to eat double stuffed E.L. Fudge wafers
while slam baggin his pet pig
I saw Bond in the Utility Closet playing with the vacuum cleaner hose, but i couldn't see his ninja hands.
by Dede's Kid October 23, 2003
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bond

To form a close emotional attachment with your homie or anyone specifically.
Also: A shared closeness with another person.
Hey bro how do you bond with yo homeboys.
Answer: Main bru me and my niggas bond by going to the strip club and watching bitches strip or we get together and watch football on Sundays, especially when the Cowboys play.
Damn that's a dope way to bond with yo niggas G.
Preciate it foo.
by Always Discreet October 24, 2016
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Bonding

Verb; gerund or present participle:bounding; Noun; bonding

Something that didn't happened;
Something you don't remember happening;
"we had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms! "
"nope, don't remember, didn't happen"
by JamiCacti December 02, 2017
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Bond It

Moving around like James Bond. Walking along walls, rolling around on the floor, diving through doorways, etc. It's designed for stealth but generally makes more noise than just walking.
Stoner One: Dude we can grab munchies in the kitchen but my mom's asleep so be quiet

Stoner Two: Gotcha man, I'll bond it.begins to hum bond theme

Stoner One: NO YOU FOOL YOU"LL WAKE EVERYONE UP!
by Glenside21 July 18, 2005
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