Bonscuzi

Bonscuzi: an excuse with a positive aspect to it

Exhausted, John gave her the bonscuzi that he needed some sleep.

by TreeLeaves August 4, 2008

Bonsonator

absolute sex god. aw yeah.

Rachael: that guy over there is a Bonsonator.
Will: yer man.

by rachael cockles. February 4, 2010

bonocking

adj. superlatively cool

(from bonock)

The party was bonocking

by Fast Eddie January 17, 2005

bongoclit

A man with such a small weiner his future gay husband believed he was a women the entire time, he can not attain even the smallest amount of pussy and loves chugging semen on a daily basis, thus justifying the reason to which he couldn’t pass NNN for even half of a day. Andres eduardo Welch can not be within a 2 mile radius of a preschool because he showed his inverted weiner to a 7 year old in a public park bathroom, feeling no parental love he beats his Johnson a bit to much and can no longer produce anymore semen.

Man did you see andres he’s a bongoclit

by IFearGod December 3, 2022

Bonson

Smart and sophisticated intellectual always trying too hard to please people. When it comes to a crowd, a Bonson will be at their best delighting those around with laughter. Also, a Bonson is loyal and gracious and the best friend anyone could ever have.

A Bonson is always there for you when you need them the most.

by LReetx3 October 30, 2020

Boneocular

The extremely large protruding outward eyebrow bone usually found on a Neanderthal or on the Rated R Superstar Edge on Wrestling.

Man, look at the boneoculars on that guy! I bet his eyes never see the light of day because they are always shielded from the sun.

by SHNLK February 19, 2011

bonscuzi

A legitimate and truthful excuse.

We found that TJ's excuse was a bonscuzi; his dog really had eaten his homework.

by Blu J August 19, 2008