hot and bonered

A more specific version of the phrase "hot and bothered"; where the guy has a boner.

gf: "My bf and I were messing around. I got him all hot and bonered, but I left him with blue balls, cuz he tried to stick it in my ass."

by and by June 22, 2010

boinker's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.)

Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.

by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

boinked

the Roadtrip word for fucked

"I met this chick last night and I BOINKED her"

by guitar690 May 28, 2006

Bingered

When your argument accidentally proves the point your opposition is making.

Example:

The MSM knew their narrative was F’d as they watched their chosen plot get bingered by the prosecuting attorney every single day of the trial.

by Awake and Aware November 9, 2021

Spoink Boinked

To grab a piece of fence and to shove it up to someone's rectum and pull it out their mouth.

Judge: Sir, you are on trial for murder how do you plead.
The Accused: Not guilty like seriously I just spoink boinked him.

by ritzmaster May 10, 2021

Bunkered

To run away from friends for one's own glory during a running race.

We ran will Aaron for 4hours, till 1km from the finish and he Bunkered us.

by MikeHos June 11, 2018

bunkered day

A day in which it seems your fitting in loads of things to do or you just overplanned, as if the world was ending tomorrow. A day so busy its stressful to think about.

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Indio - 'Hey, do you have any plans tomorrow dude?'

Consuela - ' OMG i have such a bunkered day its not even funny'

Indio - 'Your days always seem to be bunkered'

by Rob, Charlie April 28, 2010