boiled egg fart

A fart so putrid and smelly that it resembles the smell of a boiled egg when it is cut open. This type of fart lingers and is usually a hot type of fart that smells like a platter of deviled eggs at a picnic.

mike: "uuuunnhhhh( groans as he is farting on the toilet) ewwww man...that smells like a boiled egg fart"!

by toilet humor guy September 11, 2013

soft boiled egg

When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.

"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".

by The lonely tanker January 3, 2019

hard boiled egg

A white person that thinks or acts asian. The opposite of a twinkie. They are white on the outside and yellow inside.

Tom is such a hard boiled egg he smells like fish sause, eats goat and only listens to asian music.

Joe loves China so much lives in Chinatown what a hard boiled egg.

by A.B.C.D. and the crazy girls December 31, 2011

two boiled eggs in a handkerchief

A term used to describe the ideal look for a tight ass.

j "Boy does Shakira have a cute ass!"
t "Yeah man its two boiled eggs in a handkerchief alright!"

by invalidrecord June 28, 2009

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by Guy June 17, 2006

Boiled Egg

Nectar of the gods

Man I love boiled eggs. If you don't like them you are a punk.

by C4cat March 6, 2019

Boiled Ostrich Eggs

A slang term a gay man uses for another man's booty

Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!

by 42matter November 26, 2021