Someone (usually a friend) who accompanies you to an in-person meeting arranged via Craigslist to provide support in case of anything going wrong (ex: the Craigslist person being dangerous, creepy, or a scammer). The Craigslist Bodyguard can also simply provide moral support or transportation.
Sam: Are you really gonna meet that mechanic from Craigslist? What if he murders you?
John: Don't worry, James is coming as my Craigslist Bodyguard.
John: Don't worry, James is coming as my Craigslist Bodyguard.
by Broanna Newsom September 24, 2013
Get the craigslist bodyguard mug.A body boarder who spends majority time at the beach or activities involving body boarding. Active enough to be called a true guru. Can also mean a owner or employee of a surfing and or body board shop.
Person 1: "Dude Ive been at the beach for so long now."
Person 2: "Fo sho, what have you been doing?"
Person 1: "You know, body boarding."
Person 2: "Gnarly..."
Person 1: "I wish there was a word for that."
Person 2: "Its you lucky day, your a Bodybordguru!"
Person 1: "Wow thats swell!"
Person 2: "Fo sho, what have you been doing?"
Person 1: "You know, body boarding."
Person 2: "Gnarly..."
Person 1: "I wish there was a word for that."
Person 2: "Its you lucky day, your a Bodybordguru!"
Person 1: "Wow thats swell!"
by I am Alex Trebek March 11, 2008
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Bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. It can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. Whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own arse hole's.
Bodyboarding is taking the prehistoric method of surfing. It can be proved that due to bodyboarders need to lie down on their board increases their sperm count ten fold. Whilst surfing can be attributed to surfers bleeding out of their own arse hole's.
by CaptainMorgan'sMum July 3, 2011
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Dick Draggers...
Dick Draggers...
queer1: Hey bro lets go bodyboarding!
queer2: Ahh i gotta wait a couple days until my dick rash wears off cause its been draggin all over the place.
queer2: Ahh i gotta wait a couple days until my dick rash wears off cause its been draggin all over the place.
by getoffmybeach October 24, 2010
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by brunette768 May 1, 2009
Get the bodyguards mug.The gayest thing you can ever do while riding a wave. A sport that requires no skill at all. Bodyboarders like to imagine that their sport is harder than surfing and they are more "hardcore", but just about everbody knows, they arent. Ohh and around here in southern california most of them seem to have their ears peirced like little fags
the difference between some one who is into surfing and another peopson into bodyboarding
Surfer-"Hey man, wanna go surfing?"
Bodyboarder-"Surfing, your such a pussy, why dont you stop being a little pussy and just lay down on your board asshole"
Surfer-"okay dude, relaz..forget it"
Bodyboarder-"nah bra..you chill...i have my fucking ears pierced you cant even come close to my skillzzz....i am to hardcore for you
Surfer-"Hey man, wanna go surfing?"
Bodyboarder-"Surfing, your such a pussy, why dont you stop being a little pussy and just lay down on your board asshole"
Surfer-"okay dude, relaz..forget it"
Bodyboarder-"nah bra..you chill...i have my fucking ears pierced you cant even come close to my skillzzz....i am to hardcore for you
by thatonesurferked December 17, 2008
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