Stands for: Body of Baywatch, face of Crimewatch
Used to describe someone who has an amazing body but an
unfortunate face. BOBFOCs are most commonly spotted on beaches from a
distance, wearing very little and claimed as, 'FIT!' but after closer
inspection is found to have a face like an anus.
Dude 1: 'Check out that fitty! I'm gonna
patrol over there and take a closer look, back
in a minute.
Dude 2: 'So what was she like?'
Dude 1: 'Bit of a BOBFOC unfortunately'