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An eastern seaboard lifestyle, NOT a society or group, of ruthless, very sexy, very underage, and very much so pretending to be drunk after a sip females, who range in age from 13-19 years. Their crass and egotistical attitudes hences the term "whore", along with their professional ability to rock any drunken college guy's world. They enjoy playing "hard to get", although they just spent 2 hours in a hotel bathroom fixing themselves up for a night of hormone rampage. Knowing the lifestyles of these creatures is more less a survival guide to rid yourself of avoidable disease, and criminal charges than for a denotation.
A term given predominately to girls who reside in Mid-Atlantic region of the eastern United States, and attend Senior Week in Ocean City, Maryland anywhere from the traditional week to a fortnight or more, on the second to fourth week, in June. In fact, a sexual encounter with a Boardwalk Whore can be considered ultimate, The Holy Grail if you will, of all sex you will ever engage in. The main objective of this group of indigenous females is to: score free beer, slink around town in clothes that would cause their parents to have heart failure, and ruin the lives of horny guys they have intercourse with by going back to Pennsylvania a day later. The security of spending a parental and rule free week or more away from mainstream society folkways, could be both viewed psychologically and sociologically.
An eastern seaboard lifestyle, NOT a society or group, of ruthless, very sexy, very underage, and very much so pretending to be drunk after a sip females, who range in age from 13-19 years. Their crass and egotistical attitudes hences the term "whore", along with their professional ability to rock any drunken college guy's world. They enjoy playing "hard to get", although they just spent 2 hours in a hotel bathroom fixing themselves up for a night of hormone rampage. Knowing the lifestyles of these creatures is more less a survival guide to rid yourself of avoidable disease, and criminal charges than for a denotation.
A term given predominately to girls who reside in Mid-Atlantic region of the eastern United States, and attend Senior Week in Ocean City, Maryland anywhere from the traditional week to a fortnight or more, on the second to fourth week, in June. In fact, a sexual encounter with a Boardwalk Whore can be considered ultimate, The Holy Grail if you will, of all sex you will ever engage in. The main objective of this group of indigenous females is to: score free beer, slink around town in clothes that would cause their parents to have heart failure, and ruin the lives of horny guys they have intercourse with by going back to Pennsylvania a day later. The security of spending a parental and rule free week or more away from mainstream society folkways, could be both viewed psychologically and sociologically.
That Boardwalk Whore was a bossanova chick...too bad she was in a SPELLING BEE this spring!! EWWWWW!!
Person 1: Hey, kid. we’ve just spent 13 years of our lives slaving away in academia, and now it is time to finally do something that reign supreme over our fellow peers and get laid...maybe even contract an HIV while doing so.
Person 2: Let's go to Senior Week in OCMD, and score with a few naive Boardwalk Whores!!!!...I'll make reservations!
Person 1: And I will never be able to look my mother in the eye again after returning!
Person 1 & Person 2: WOOOO! ROCK AND ROLL!!!!! GOD BLESS Boardwalk Whores
Person 1: Hey, kid. we’ve just spent 13 years of our lives slaving away in academia, and now it is time to finally do something that reign supreme over our fellow peers and get laid...maybe even contract an HIV while doing so.
Person 2: Let's go to Senior Week in OCMD, and score with a few naive Boardwalk Whores!!!!...I'll make reservations!
Person 1: And I will never be able to look my mother in the eye again after returning!
Person 1 & Person 2: WOOOO! ROCK AND ROLL!!!!! GOD BLESS Boardwalk Whores
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As in monopoly, something or someone that is seemingly unattainable but yet very desirable. Whether this is due to not being able to read or understand the person or object or whether the person or object is just too weird and indescribable (not to mention confusing and somewhat frustrating). If the thing you are describing is a person, it is someone who constantly surprises you and you are unable to rely on them due to their constant changes in behavior and attitude toward you. This also means you can go from loving them to hating them in a matter of seconds. If the thing you are describing is an object it is something that you cannot figure out its purpose or necessity to ever being invented.
Lindsay Lohan's strive to stay clean is a boardwalk just like Kate Gosselin trying to be normal.
Wearing belts when they are not attached to your pants via beltloops is a boardwalk- they aren't holding anything up!
Vince is a boardwalk...you never know WHICH Vince you are going to get.
Wearing belts when they are not attached to your pants via beltloops is a boardwalk- they aren't holding anything up!
Vince is a boardwalk...you never know WHICH Vince you are going to get.
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He did a nice boardflip down 4 stairs. In North Kildonan, Winnipeg we call the 360 kick-flip varial a boardflip since the 90s.
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joe: STOP! dont push me... im beginning to get a severe case of boardwalkhotelphobia
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