BLURGS

n. A great story contributed to a website that collects great stories. It is an acronym for Blog UR Greatest Stories.

v. the the act of contributing a great story to a website that collects great stories.

n. I read some blurgs that were so funny, beer shot out of my nose.

v. I saw a guy get set on fire at a gas station today - AND I GOT PICTURES - so I am going to blurg it for the world when I get home.

by Zega December 27, 2008

blurg

Noun, a small little known organ in the human body, located slightly medial and dorsal to the vermiform appendix, also referred to as the "love muffin."

Ouch! You've stepped upon my blurg! It's now bleeding profusely. I must find the strength to roller-blade to the hospital!

by Mogs December 14, 2003

blurg

A blog updated with short blurbs about random content. Usually contains numerous links to current web phenomenon, such as HTML-eating robots. Origin of word is thought to be a combination blog and "blah" and "ugh."

Did you see the latest blurg on pthbbbt.com?

by Joseph Robertson December 8, 2003

blurge

1)to master bate (male)

man, when im goin home, im going to blurge all over my hoe

by larold houges March 12, 2007

blurge

The extreme sickness near the end,and two days after a hardcore binge session
combination of the words binge and lurge

Waking up Tuesday night laying on the floor with your head out the doggy door wonderin' why its so dark on a sunday morning

by halfpastblown May 13, 2005

Schmurg Blurg

The day after tomorrow, or tomorrow's tomorrow

Male: "hey babe when do you wanna have sex?" Female: "Schmurg blurg."

by Magnum dongus the III January 21, 2022

blurg

to be lazy of disapointed about something

I feel so blurg right now I hate what I did to your arm I'm so sorry

by e.a skyla December 6, 2022