Giving yourself head while pinching a loaf. A cross between blumpkin and limberoni. (If your not sure what limberoni is search for limberoni.jpg on the web.
by Mr. Blumpkin September 8, 2004
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Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
Performing the sexual act of a blumpkin in a dumpster while the male (or in the case of two males, the one not giving oral) holds an apple in his mouth.
While taking the recycling trash out to the dumpster behind the dining hall, I observed two individuals in the container into which I had planned to throw my rubbish. The girl was sucking the guy off, who was both shitting, and holding an apple in his mouth at the same time. I then realized they created an interesting spin on the blumpter; an apple blumpster.
I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
I chose another dumpster for discarding my trash, as I did not want to disturb them any further.
by K. Schulten May 14, 2011
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When one receives a Blumpkin inside of a dumpster. This is a way to keep the blumpkin a bit cleaner.
I got a blumpster from a bum the other day, he was collecting cans, and i had a couple to offer him.
by Chimo946 January 8, 2008
Get the Blumpster mug.The act of getting a blumpkin But instead of being on a toilet your sitting on a bucket. Blumpkin + bucket = blumpket
Dude, I was on the jobsite the other day and there was no toilet so we used a bucket!
Friend: WOW Dude your totally hooked up with a Blumpket!
Friend: WOW Dude your totally hooked up with a Blumpket!
by cow face killa January 11, 2010
Get the Blumpket mug.variation of a blumpkin with a very important distinction. sexual act during which a man shits while anally penetrating his lover. the distinction here is that a blumpkin must be on a toilet, whereas a blumpster can occur in any location.
a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.
a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.
"Dave ate some bad Indian food last night and shit himself while ramming Kate's pooper. It was an accidental blumpster, alright!"
by Slutty Skank October 13, 2005
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