Blumpki

A polish woman wraps your dick in cabbage, while you are prepped to drop a deep six shit bomb.... all while suck starting your 2 stroke evenrude.

Stopped out to the produce stand the other day, had a heated conversation that landed me into a blumpki with the sister wife.

by B Tsunami March 13, 2024

Blumpkie Spliche

Having your dick sucked whilst drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte

He asked me to give him a blumpkie spliche in the starbucks bathroom

by Bruvther September 16, 2016