blumpken

while gettin head on the toilet taking a shit

my girl was givin me a blumpken on the shitter last night

by Buesher2 December 20, 2016

blumpkeroni

Giving yourself head while pinching a loaf. A cross between blumpkin and limberoni. (If your not sure what limberoni is search for limberoni.jpg on the web.

Nothing like a blumpkeroni to take the edge off.

by Mr. Blumpkin September 8, 2004

blumpkee

The art of giving oral to a female whilst she is taking a big stinky dump

I was giving her a blumpkee and her heard her turds plopping in the toilet!

by Turdee November 11, 2004

blumpken

to shit while getting a blowjob and taking a bong load

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

BlumpKate

Familiar to the Blumpkin (male receiving oral sex while excreting solid waste). However, in this case, female is giving oral sex to male while herself, excreting solid waste. Hence, "BlumpKate."

Dude 1: "That's the most badass BlumpKate i've ever gotten!"
Dude 2: "Did she drop a rap-around!?"

by Kate Reblumpkin April 21, 2011

blumpkito

A complicated act to perform with two or more said homies, i.e the ninjaz you kick it with. well step one get groupies fanz or down ass ryder chick to give you an ya homeboyz repeated blumkins while you an said trikk be in the bathroom. step two turn out lights after taking said shit. sneek out and have your homie trade you places when he bust. step three shove her head proceed to swirlry. lmfao its grear for revenge or break up with soon to be ex girlfriends.

hey homie you wanna help me get this bitch before i break it off with her?
yeah ninja what we do?
hit her up with the "blumpkito"
yuh!!!! do it do it

by (~$%SIXSIDEZ%$~) July 27, 2011