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Bluffin' with my Muffin

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.
'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'
by lisaa45 May 18, 2009
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body bluffin'

Basically means you lying about something that you do or don't do. Another word for fronting, saying you have something that you don't have, or that you do something you don't really do, etc. Back in the day, we used to call in perpin, perpatrating, etc.
A girl who says she don't fuck on the first date, when everyone knows that she usually does, that's body bluffin'

A dude who pushing a big milky benz like it's his, when in reality, he's renting it, that's body bluffin'

For more examples, please see the Papoose Song "Body Bluffin'".
by Robzilla06 May 11, 2006
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Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.
I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.
by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009
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Bluffin' N' Chuffin'

To tell a lie (bluffing) so bad and obviously false that people think you are high (chuffing).
Bernard: Bro I'm hanging out with all the hoes rn
LaMarcus: Nah you Bluffin' N' Chuffin' fr
by LeBean James December 8, 2022
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Bluffing Butthole

When one goes to shit, but only farts.
I went to take a shit, but it turns out I have a Bluffing Butthole.
by Taint Tap November 24, 2010
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Bluffin With My Muffin

To sexually tease a male with promises of getting laid with a female

flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"
Lady Gaga's Poker Face

Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"
by London_Girl January 12, 2010
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Muffin Bluffin'

Another phrase for a cock-tease; a person who gets you all hot and bothered, and then backs of.
She was all ready to go, and then leaves me, high and dry.

Yea, dude. She was muffin bluffin'!
by Zombender September 11, 2010
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