Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.
Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
by Lexcorp February 4, 2008
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My partner wound up being treated for his Bluetooth psychosis which had its origins in his inflated sense of self-importance.
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A person who hacks into an unwitting stranger’s Bluetooth device by clandestinely pairing which he does to obtain personal information about that person.
When I met him and he charmed me with his intuitions about me, I never dreamed he was a Bluetooth psychopath.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 13, 2019
Get the Bluetooth psychopath mug.A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.
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Get the Bluetooth Head mug.The last publicly acknowledged USAF investigation into UFOs, which started in March 1952. Its aims were to find explanations for UFO sightings, to assess whether they were a threat to national security, and to determine if the UFOs used advanced technology from which the US could learn. Reports were collected, analyzed and filed according to their results. No-one noticed anything was wrong with the project until one of the people on the investigation team sent in his own sighting. It was filed, but when he wanted to refer back to his report, it had disappeared. He then alleged that any reports that were both unexplained and could cause public uproar were siphoned off out of Blue Book to somewhere else higher up in authority, a claim that ufologists now see as fact. Blue Book was wound up in 1969 as a result of the Condon Report and one of its investigators, Dr J. Allen Hynek, went on to form the first scientific based UFO group, the Center for UFO Studies, in 1973.
After closing Project Blue Book the US
Air Force has not publicly acknowledged any further interest in UFO sightings.
Air Force has not publicly acknowledged any further interest in UFO sightings.
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