blowned

When a female gives you rough oral sex and you wake up in the morning to find that your penis has marks or bruises on it.

This word is a combination of "blow" and "owned".

Person 1-
I was with this girl from work last night. We both got pretty drunk, we started making out, and then she went down on me. It was one of the most painful blowjobs ever. Teeth, too rough, etc. Now this morning I woke up and checked out my pen0r and its like black and blue around the tip, badly bruised.

person 2-
You got blowned.

by apples@totse May 30, 2006

Blowner

The act of one giving a blowjob to his/her partner while he is still in the process of getting an erection.

A blowner is less pleasurable than a normal blowjob.

by 1N73N51733 August 28, 2012

Blowner

the raging boner that occurs when someone becomes too high to function, aka blown.

Chuck: Dude, I am high as fuck right now.

Fred: Yeah dude, I can tell, you have a massive blowner.

by TheStaffofMoses September 9, 2010

Blowner

A boner caused by seeing an attractive girl but it is immediately ruined by premature ejaculation. As in, you blew your boner, thus a blow-ner.

Man I saw this hot ass chick, see was so hot I had a blowner.

by MrSlip October 4, 2010

blowner

A blowner is an erection caused from doing blows. A blowner usually occurs a few minutes to a half an hour after doing the blow.

Person 1: Hey bro wanna go cop some blows from the city?

Person 2: Hell yea bro but its really annoying when you get a blowner.

by Jordan151 November 19, 2009

blowned

variation of owned or own3d pertaining specifically to machines; totally, permanently, completely, fucked.

a combination of owned(destroyed) and blown (as in blown-up.)

see also fubar

"dude, your ride got blowned."

"dude, i ran it out of oil."

"dude."

by dave cole April 13, 2005

Full Blowner

noun: a full blown boner. When all of the blood has rushed to your penis from seeing something so attractive. The biggest one's boner can get

Jeff: did you see that new playboy show?
Zach: No doubt... it gave me a Full Blowner

by sarjirthemaniac December 29, 2011