Bohemian Blowdryer

The Bohemian Blowdryer is when a person gives a male head while blowing air ito the penis causing it to enlarge and possibly explode. Extreme causion should be taken. This entire process causes excruciating pain and death may occur. Have fun
"Hey dude, I heard Matt's cock exploded."
" Yeah. Shelly gave him a Bohemian Blowdryer."
by FecalNuggets May 02, 2010
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blowdryer blues

A state of sexual frustration so intense that one is forced to turn to household objects for relief.
Jared: Jordan hasn't emerged from the bathroom since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Jeremy: He's got a wicked case of the blowdryer blues.
by zemblanity December 08, 2011
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Wisconsin Blowdryer

A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry
Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer
by Furskinmcgee December 06, 2024
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Apache Blowdryer

When a girl with long hair to her butt farts, making the hair blow in the warm fart air.
I was looking at that girls but and saw the hair near her butthole blow back. I knew right away it was an Apache Blowdryer
by Sharshall December 09, 2024
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Minnesota Blowdryer

The act of teasingly blowing warm breath on a penis without making any physical contact — no hands, no mouth, just hot air. Usually done playfully to arouse, annoy, or flirt without fully committing to anything sexual.
“She said she wasn’t doing anything crazy tonight... then gave me a full Minnesota blowdryer.”

“That wasn’t head, bro. That was a straight-up Minnesota blowdryer — just breath!”

“It’s 10 degrees outside and now my junk’s got a wind chill and a heat advisory.”
by Johnith30th June 10, 2025
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blowdryer bitch

The type of bitch that will literally suck your dick dry and swallow your kids.
Yo Chad heard you got that sloppy toppy from Tina last night. Yeah man she was a blowdryer bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022
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