Blow Dry My Grapes

1. A woman giving a man oral sex and kissing his testicles. Not to be confused with the Montana term of Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.

2. After a shower using a hair dryer to dry out your own testicles. This is a method used in damp climates to keep crotch rot to a minimum.

3. After a shower using the hair dryer to dry your balls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.

My woman has some unusual and exciting tricks. During our kayaking trip in Morro Bay, while walking the sand dunes on the spit, she offered to blow dry my grapes. After that sunny, and gritty, experience I, Black Bart Roberts, have trouble going back to the modest comfort and joy of the Posturpedic Missionary position.

by Black Bart Roberts October 1, 2008

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blow me dry

A usually derogatory invitation/command for the other to suck you off so many times you'll have no cum left.

To emphasise, add "and call me Dusty!"

Brad: Yo, Chad, wanna go bowling tonight?
Chad Yeah, right, blow me dry & call me Dusty!
Brad: Pardon me?
Chad In other words, Fuck you & fuck off!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 1, 2009

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dry blow

Performing oral sex after doing a cinnamon challenge and eating climbing chalk.

"Duuuuddde that ratchet hoe gave me a dry blow, it was kinda painful."

by The great Ratslof April 29, 2014

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dry blowing

the act of bringing someone to orgasm orally... without ever removing undergarments.

"Dude. I need to change my boxers."
"Why's that, brah?"
"I got some dry blowing in a few minutes ago. That hot mouth of hers was all over my Calvins and now I'm a mess."

by withthevampsofcourse August 26, 2008

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