Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008

Blow your own horn

The act of sucking your own dick because it is either very long or you are very flexible.

Alfred and Jake were kicked out of the blow your own horn club when they could not reach their cocks.

by Hashtaghottie October 10, 2014

Blow your ass horn

To ues your ass to make a sound by blowing gass out it or in other words to fart.

Eating beans will make you blow your ass horn.

by The Fury 13 October 1, 2010

a blue blowhorn

(noun) a horny person who can't get any

what a blue blowhorn; he's way too horny, which is probably why he never gets any. sad.

by chewlo March 14, 2006

cali blowhorn

when you fart in a persons mouth and then they blow it back in your face.

so I was with jenny last night and she gave me a cali blowhorn

by leslie smith November 2, 2007

blowhorn

a person who boasts; braggart. From blow one's own horn (to boast).

She is a blowhorn. She always splashes money to show that she is rich.

by uttam maharjan August 23, 2012

auditory blowhorn

In a threeway scenario when both men are ready to sploosh, release your "secret sauce" into either ear, then have the women(or man) plug there nose and blow it out their ears, for extra fun have a post intercourse yodeling session.

I saw an auditory blowhorn in the subway yesterday, it got all over my antique silverware collection!! RATS!!

by twistedlicorice November 13, 2014