Blotter

Slang used for acid (LSD) on a blotter strip. The blotter itself usually comes on a sheet of 100 strips or more. The producer puts at least one drop per blotter. Put the blotter on your tongue and let it dissolve, DON'T SWALLOW. Wait til the paper has almost completely dissolved in order to get the full effect.

Oh shit man, I got mindfucked from that blotter last night.

by G-Grove June 17, 2009

Blottoed

(blot) (oh) (ed) meaning very drunk or in a drunken stuper.

person1: man i got madd blottoed last night
person2: jigga your a blotto case

by Djaries May 31, 2006

bottie

A word to describe all the desirable traits in a woman, usually a burlesque performer; "hot" + "body" + "bottom" = "bottie".

Scarlett is a fantastic burlesque performer; a real bottie.

by chicagodom October 26, 2011

bloaties

Unhealthy material usually consisting of high sugar, salt, and/or neuro-stimulatory substances that are indulged by a large proportion of civilization for pleasure or simply out of habit. These products are not restricted to foods, and include mind altering drugs, alcohol, and pornographic materials. Habitual ingestion of these products are associated with an unhealthy lifestyle, loss of personal integrity, and debasement of moral conduct (i.e. vice),

I had my share of bloatiies this morning after eating 4 chocolate eclairs with my grande latte.

Although his mind had been ravaged by the drug, he couldn't resist another toke of the bloaties.

Her love of bloaties was obvious as most were now nested as an additional 50 kgs in her midsection.

by trojanx April 11, 2012

Blotting

Doing something extremely fun and not speaking about it after

Jesus- Hey James want to go blotting?
James- Whats blotting?
Jesus- Cant tell you but its funnier than sky high!
James- Christ that sounds fun, lets go!

by jesuschirstthemessiah December 1, 2010

Blotting

From the Plan B song 'Where ya from'. The implied definition is that to "blot weed" is to smoke it. Derived from East London slang - namely Leytonstone.

Possibly in use at Tom Hood comprehensive school. In 2004 just 29% of the pupils attained 5 A - C grades at GCSE.

Plan B (Ben)'s account of his walk to work:

I'm walking down the street, past the coppers on the beat
Past the shotters blotting weed
Clear for everyone to see, but no-one gives a D,
'Cause this is everyday life.

by Homeski June 15, 2009

Blotting

the process of getting blotto (being fuckin smashed due to intoxication)

"are you going out tonight brah?"
"yeah, we're going blotting up smithys first, you coming?"
"yes bro, i love blotting in smithys, belinda loves me see"
"umm...ok...see u there"

by hasshole November 16, 2009